House Of Pain - It Aint A Crime Lyrics
Johnny was a bad boyHe was a juvenile delinquentHe had his pictureOn the wall of every precinctHe had a rep for hangin out with his homiesPuffin on the bluntsAnd sippin on the 40sBut when he spokeNobody would listenAnd when he was homeHis parents, they would diss him they called him a bumA worthless piece of shitSo over this he had a fitAnd now he grabs his bagAnd heads for the doorAnd walks to the neighborhoodLiquor storePulls out a gatAnd tells the old man, hit the floorThen breaks open his register drawerPulls out the moneyStuffs it in his pocketPoints his pistolThen he starts to ***** itThe man panicks and the gun goes offStupid old foolMade johnny blow his head offBut he dont carecause he was taughtIt aint a crimeIf ya dont get caughtChorus(3x)It aint a crime if you dont get caughtThats how it is homie like it or notNow, comin out of the storeJohnny shot two acpedic jewsWhen he got homeHis face was on the newsHis mom freaked outTold him, get the ***** outThats when the pigs rolled upSo, yo he ducked outHe hit the back doorLike his name was carl lewisDipped to the pay phoneTo find out where his crew isHe called up his home boy jose[word up]Can I come over, my man?He said, no way!The cop- was hereHe was lookin all over for yaBut I told the pigI didnt know yaHe said, cool,Pick me up at the schoolI need a ride causeIm wanted for homicideJohnnys got his gunAnd hes on the runBut he dont careTo him, the shits funNow that hes an outlawSorta like robin hoodThe hard-rock heroOf the whole neighborhoodIf they catch himHell wind up in court, butIt aint a crime if ya dont get caught[ha ha]ChorusIt aint a sale if it dont get boughtIt aint a show if I dont get paidShe aint a ho if ya dont get laid
