Ice Cube - A Gangsta's Fairytale Lyrics
Intro: little russ, ice cube[story-teller] once upon a time, in the black part of the city[young kid] yo g, yo g you better get out of here man, 5-0[door swings shut, car peels out][russ] yo ice cube, man[cube] whassup man?[russ] why you...[cube] whassup?[russ] yo ice cube man, why you always kickin the shit about the *****esAnd the niggaz? why dont you kick some shit about the kids, man? the*****in kids? ![cube] wordVerse one: ice cubeLittle boys and girls, they all love meCome sit on the lap of i-c-eAnd let me tell ya a story or twoAbout a punk-ass nigga I knewNamed jack, he wasnt that nimble, wasnt that quickJumped over the candlestick and burnt his dickRan up the street cause he was piping hotMet a ***** named jill on the bus stopDropped a line or two, and he had the hoeAt that type of shit hes a proSo jack and jill ran up the hill to catch a lil napDumb *****, gave him the clapsThen he had to go see dr. bombayGot a shot in the ass, and he was on his wayTo make some money, why not?Down on sesame street, the dope spotThere he saw the lady who lived in a shoeSold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grewFor the man that was really importantWho lived down the street in a air jordanRide to the fellow mister rogers and hoesDrove a 500 sittin on lorenzoesHe broke out, little bo peep, smoked outSaw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins[little bo peep] yo yo I got them sheepskinsYo, my empty sheepskinsYo baby, whats up with that?Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve oclockCinderella aint home must be givin up the *****I dont doubt it, she is kind of freaky of courseHad a fight with snow white, she was *****in her dwarfsSaw a fight over colors, tooRed riding hood, and little boy blueA bad influence? yo I dont knowBut ice cubell tell the kids how the story should goInterlude: little russYeah money, thats it, yeah money, thats itThis is little russ in the houseRock that shit homey, rock that shit![well, you know the rest]Verse two: ice cubeHumpty dumpty sat on a wallWith a joint, drinkin some 8-ballThree little pigs in a coup de villeLookin for, the wolf to killTheyre *****ed up and they want revengeThem and humpty used to be friendsNow theyre enemies cause hes a traitorPulled out the uzi cruised by and sprayed himCinderella hoeing for the fellasAnd mister rogers is gettin mighty jealousOf the cash that the pigs were makinTime for the pigs to get turned to baconCause mister rogers found out quickThat humpty dumpty was blown to bitsThey said that the mother*****in wolf was nextSo mister rogers better watch his stepSo he let the wolf knowWere gonna ***** up the pigs, and take their hoCause cinderella is much too fastBefore twelve, givin up assDouble barrels all loaded and *****edAs soon as they show, they gonna get poppedThey bailed down sesame street and caught emLittle boy blue is up front givin ordersLittle did they know cinderella was a finkShe called the cops and got thrown in the clinkA bad influence? yo, I dont knowBut ice cubell tell the kids how the stories should goOutro: little russ, ice cube[cube] aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?[russ] yeah you aight, you in the houseWe outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa[cube] yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass[barney rubble] some bedtime story huh?[bugs bunny] its a nice place to visit, but I wouldnt wanna live here[andrew dice clay] ay, good ol mother goose, remember her? I *****ed her
