Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver Lyrics
Hey money got a big ass headFolded like a, like a stop sign***** dawg, heyWe gotta go get that mother*****in ball a brainsYou know what Im sayin, ***** datWhat? you wanna make a song about deathSqueezin on a neck until its all outta breathYou wanna hear me rap about being the hardestWell ***** that from now on Im an artistI carve pumpkins chop chewySlice, swing twice, stab screwy, ooeyChewy, dewy, gooey, slopIt all starts with a quick chop, dropPumpkin rolls on the floorAlmost out the front door (oh we cant have that)Cut along the hair line (bowl cut)Hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift upBoing brains snippity snip all the veinsSnip, cutWhat? what the matter?You dont wanna do it?Well ***** it then screw itYoull never a pumpkin carverPumpkin carvers that be the hobbySotown, motown collectin bodiesTwiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kingsHalloween, halloween, halloween, halloweenPumpkin carvers that be the hobbySotown, motown collectin bodiesTwiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kingsHalloween, halloween, halloween, halloweenWhat? you dont like this rhyme?I cant be on point all the time***** its halloweenI gotta make a living somehowIm a professional pumpkin sculptorAlright mother*****a nowFirst, hollow the containerScrape that ***** with a hangerWhatever just get somethingJust get the mother*****er all hollowed outLike you could fill it up with lemonade,And pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to.Umm never leave the eyes in tactTheyll turn all blue and puff out and shit (wack)Always remove em but keep em handyCause they taste like candyHahahaha, sike Im only playinOk now get the scalpelSlowly cut around the mouth be carefulWhat the ***** we needed the lipHere let me give you a little tipSlow the ***** down!Pumpkin carvers that be the hobbySotown, motown collectin bodiesTwiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kingsHalloween, halloween, halloween, halloweenPumpkin carvers that be the hobbySotown, motown collectin bodiesTwiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kingsHalloween, halloween, halloween, halloween (twiztid!)Take a closer look you scary mother*****ersDoesnt my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother?Neck nuggets start to fling, terrors what we bringTwiztid, icp, and the kottonmouth kingsPumpkins are for *****es; I like my shit insteadCuz every devils night we carvin somebody elses headWhen my meat cleaver chops heads fall to the floor***** buying pumpkins at the grocery storeYeah, yeah alright you done flexed some skills on the mikeThis is my mother*****in little song here right? (right)Lets get back to the subjectNow hold steady, steady, steady, ready?Insert the blade along the outer eyelidVery slowly I dont wanna lookOh, you didOk gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters (huh? ) a squareI know its hard youd probably rather just stab and chopBut youll end up with a pile of slopIve done it beforeAnd them aint, them aint pumpkin seedsThose are fragments of skullOh! crunchyHey nevermind that get back to workEating on the *****in job youll never be an expert (oh)What you wanna be a mailman, a plumber, or a barber (no)Or do you wanna be like your uncle violent j?A pumpkin carverPumpkin carvers that be the hobbySotown, motown collectin bodiesTwiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kingsHalloween, halloween, halloween, halloweenPumpkin carvers that be the hobbySotown, motown collectin bodiesTwiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kingsHalloween, halloween, halloween, halloweenMake this mother*****er sing foolKick em to the spleenHappy halloweenI be burnin caliSouthern voters I always bringPletto from the ghettoNobodys in the meadowWhen it comes to carvin *****Im shaper than gipettoIm lovin that stilettoAsk your trick or *****in treaters, more than thirtyWhy I beat and greet the homies with the chibaAriba!Ariba I was born in this octoberNow come press rewind mother*****in flows over, over, over...
