Insane Clown Posse - The Amazing Maze Lyrics
Ferris wheels and bumper cars are funBut those rides just arent for everyoneBought my ticket ima have a runIn the maze (whoooo!)If I dont come back or right awayGive me time at least a half a dayDont just leave me lost and blown awayIn the maze (whoooo!)Hello ladies and gentlemen Im jeff nippleAnd Im jimbo jizmWelcome to the dark carnivals amazing mazeOver 5000 ways to get in, and no way outLets meet todays volunteerThis is rickWe like to call him rick the dickDickface here is a wealthy entrepeneurWho smacks his wife aroundAnd buys his way in and out of everythingLets see how mr. toughguy fairs up in the amazing mazeWhat up *****? Im violent jIll be your guide for today, k?Good, got mad doors and mad floorsHallways, crawlways, walls for nedensMake a left just before you make a rightAnd your left should be to your rightIf your lefts right, right?Good, begin the showGo on ahead boy and open up the first doorWelcome to a theatrical thrillerMeet jack doobie a serial killerWith a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbowYou get it back if you make it out though***** aint no use crying all dayYou need to take your ***** ass back down the hallwayYou gotta be a man at least you learnedEverything you get in the maze youve earnedKeep runnin times a tickin on the clockYou might wanna tie that stump up with a sockTurn right it might look the sameBut you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacksThis really aint shitAbout a million tacks and the room spins a bitIf you stay on your feet youll be okayOh let me get out of your wayOh boy rick the dick is in a bit of a jam there jeffThats right jimboHe looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like thatYou can always witness spectacles truly amazingWithin the amazing mazeLets see where else ricks adventuresWill lead the little dickwipeHahaha, so you got a few tacks in your ballsPick em all out and head right back down the hallsWhats this? dead end, doors lockedIts a long way back, just knockOh shouldve turned around no doubtAint nuthin that we got to sit and argue aboutKeep going make a left, right leftNow run straight ahead some moreOpen up the doorSlide in the sheets, nice breezeRelax ninja take it with easeThe maze is a place of magicMany surprises, your dick risesLay down expect the bestIn comes your lover with a hairy chestHello sexy Im grim loveLet me have a look at your uhh milk dudAww shit you fell for thatI aint gonna tell you got your hole ring tappedAll that dissin of the opposite sexAnd look who just got they butthole flexedWait! whats that?The walls are closing in, ***** datHurry run for your lifeOhh hell be alrightHows that sit with you jimbo?First he gets plugged with bulletsThen he gets his butt pluggedI think hes a *****in idiot, jeffI mean what kind of *****Cant find his way out of this maze?You gotta be a real dickbufferTo wind up here in the first placeRight you are jimboLets watch the big dick ***** up some moreAlrighty aint no need to fearIf theres a way out its gotta be nearHey yo look a phoneYou still got one good arm so its onCan you hear? ahh tongue in your earDrop it the phones got a life of its ownKiss me man hey come onSlip down the slide go fasterBed of nails, disasterQuit screaming yo, hurry the ***** up and open the doorWoods, trees youre outsideLots of places for creeps to hideWatch your step, ahhhh, backdraftCaught your foot and the ankles leftCreepin off with your stumpFeel something in the rumpHollas, yeah they gonna get youHow does it feel ***** get the pictureBack indoors hey at lastLook at your family behind the glassThey look weird, theyre sayin somethingListen up, youve *****ed up, youve *****ed upOooh theyre laughin and theyre pointing at youAt least you know what theyre sayins trueIts one last door you made it home, orOr what? once again its onFerris wheels and bumper cars are funBut those rides just arent for everyoneBought my ticket ima have a runIn the maze (whoooo!)If I dont come back or right away (hey)Hey man cut that shitWhat the ***** man, happy friendly shit man***** datIts supposed to be wicked in this ***** manTurn that shit off
