Jethro Tull - Only Solitaire Lyrics
Brain-storming habit-forming battle-warning wearyWinsome actor spewing spineless chilling lines ---The critics falling over to tell themselves hes boringAnd really not an awful lot of fun.Well who the hell can he be when hes never had v.d.,And he doesnt even sit on toilet seats?Court-jesting, never-resting --- he must be very cunningTo assume an air of dignityAnd bless us all with his oratory prowess,His lame-brained antics and his jumping in the air.And every night his acts the sameAnd so it must be all a game of chess hes playing ---``but youre wrong, steve: you see, its only solitaire.