Jill Sobule - Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas partyWe were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnogLittle sister brought her new boyfriendHe was a MexicanWe didn't know what to think of him until he sangFeliz Navidad, Feliz NavidadBrother Ken brought his kids with himThe three from his first wife LynnAnd the two identical twins from his second wife Mary NeilOf course he brought his new wife KayWho talks all about AAChain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, NoelThe First NoelCook the TurkeyTurn the ball game onMix margaritas when the eggnog's goneSend somebody to the Quickpak StoreWe need some ice and an extension cordA can of bean dip and some Diet RitesA box of tampons and some Marlboro LightsHalleluja everybody say CheeseMerry Christmas from the familyFred and Rita drove from HarlingenI can't remember how I'm kin to themBut when they tried to plug their motor home inThey blew our Christmas lightsCousin David knew just what went wrongSo we all waited out on our front lawnHe threw a breaker and the lights came onAnd we sang Silent Night, Silent Night, Oh Silent NightCook the turkey turn the ball game onMake Bloody Mary'sCause We All Want One!Send somebody to the Stop 'N GoWe need some celery and a can of fake snowA bag of lemons and some Diet SpritesA box of tampons and some Salem LightsHalleluja, everybody say cheeseMerry Christmas from the FamilyFeliz Navidad
