Jim Croce - Roller Derby Queen Lyrics
Gonna tell you a story that you wont believeBut I fell in love last friday eveninWith a girl I saw on a bar room t.v. screenWell I was just gettin ready to get my hatWhen she caught my eye and I put it backAnd I ordered myself a couple o more shots and beersThe night that I fell in love with a roller derby queenRound and round, oh round and roundThe meanest hunk o womanThat anybody ever seenDown in the arenaShe was five foot six and two fifteenA bleached-blonde mamaWith a streak of meanShe knew how to knuckleAnd she knew how to scuffle and fightAnd the roller derby program saidThat she was built like a fridgerator with a headHer fans call her tuffyBut all her buddies called her spikeYou know that I fell in love with a roller derby queenRound and round, oh round and roundThe meanest hunk o womanThat anybody ever seenDown in the arenaRound and round, go round and roundRound and round, go round and roundRound and roundWell I could not help itBut to fall in loveWith this heavy-duty womanI been speakin ofThings looked kind of badUntil the day she skated into my lifeWell she might be nastyShe might be fatBut I never met a personWho would tell her thatShes my big blonde bomberMy heavy handed hackensack mamaYou know that I fell in love with a roller derby queenRound and round, oh round and roundThe meanest hunk o womanThat anybody ever seenDown in the arenaRound and round, go round and roundRound and round, go round and roundRound and round
