Jimmy Buffett - Ballad Of Skip Wiley Lyrics
He's a man on a missionWild as a ricochetPicture if you canWhen the everglades ranFrom the gulf coast to Biscayne BayHe's gonna give it back to the gatorsLock the tourists up in theme parks and zoosHe says "join me for lunch at the reptiles brunchWhere the Barometer Soup is you"He's crazy and dangerousBut who else can you trustHe's the outlaw in all of usThe environmental terroristChorusYou can mess with the mouse in OrlandoJilt a tourist in St. AugustineYou can shoplift all day at BlockbusterBut you can't steal the Orange Bowl QueenNo you can't steal the Orange Bown QueenVerseThere were crimes of epic proportionsAll part of Skip Wiley's crusadeTourists were cackin' and tourists were packin'While he and Skink cooled their heels in the shadeThen came the citrus sensation"Welcome to the revolution" he saidWith a pirate's persona he snatched the gridiron MadonnaAnd the big movers called for his headHe's crazy and dangerousBut who else can you trustHe's the outlaw in all of usThe environmental terroristChorusYou can mess with the mouse in OrlandoJilt a tourist in St. AugustineYou can rag on the Miami DolphinsBut you can't steal the Orange Bowl QueenNo you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen (x2)Well Skip's caper it kind of backfiredAnd got the orange juice barons rather upsetIn the light of bad moods, these manhunts ensuedBut Skip easily slipped through the netHe was last seen atop a mangrovePerched like a wounded ospreyHe was not meant to last, he belongs to the pastAnd I hope he gets there one dayHe's crazy and dangerousBut who else can you trustHe's the outlaw in all of usThe environmental terroristChorusYou can mess with the mouse in OrlandoJily a tourist in St. AugustineYou can shoplift your days at BlockbusterBut you can't steal the Orange Bown QueenNo you can't steal the Orange Bown Queen (x2
