Jimmy Buffett - Peanut Butter Conspiracy Lyrics
By: jimmy buffett1973Lookin back at my hard luck daysI really do have to laughWorkin in a dive for twenty six dollarsSpendin it all on grassWe were hungry hard-luck heroesTryin just to stay aliveWed go down to the corner groceryThis is how wed surviveChorus:Whos gonna steal the peanut butterIll get the can of sardinesRunnin up and down the aisle of the mini martStickin food in our jeansWe never took more than we could eatThere was plenty left on the rackWe all swore if we ever got richWe would pay the mini mart backYes sir! yes sir!We would pay the mini mart backIt was a two man operationHad it all down on a noteRicky would watch that big round mirrorAnd Id fill up my coatThen wed head for the check-out aisleWith a lemon and a bottle of beerInto the car, got to make it on homeSuppertimes getting nearChorus:So whos gonna steal the peanut butterIll get the can of sardinesRunnin up and down the aisle of the mini martStickin food in our jeansNever took more than we could eatThere was plenty left on the rackWe all swore if we ever got richWe would pay the mini mart backYes sir! yes sir!We would pay the mini mart backI guess every good picker has had some hard timesI sure had my shareIts really kinda funny to laugh at em nowBut I dont want to go back thereSo every now and then when Im in the groceryIll take a little but not muchcause you never know when those hard timesll hitchaAnd I dont want to lose my touchChorus:So whos gonna steal the peanut butterIll get the can of sardinesRunnin up and down the aisle of the mini martStickin food in our jeansWe never took more than we could eatThere was plenty left on the rackWe all swore if we ever got richWe would pay the mini mart backYes sir! yes sir!We would pay the mini mart backYes sir, yes sirWe would pay the mini mart back
