Jimmy Buffett - The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful Lyrics
By: jimmy buffett1980This song is for billy clyde tuggel. I hope you make it to tahiti one day.-- spoken:Play ball!! (one, two, three, four)Wheres my per diem? (ladies and gentlemen, the carl reiner band)Hey bobby, wheres the keys to the rent-a-car?Jimmy, jimmy, can I open the show in atlanta please?Warning! dont ever start a band!He worked hard all year, just wanted a few weeks aloneBut his old ladys into modelin, she cant get away from a phoneBesides she *****es about the mosquitoesShe says, down there there is nothing to doHer goddamn phone never stops ringinHell try the service in a day maybe twoWell hes on his third drink before the wheels of the plane leave the groundMakin points with the stewardess high over long island soundShes also spending some time on the islandToo much city madness gives her the bluesThey make a date to go dancin and dininIt seems neither has that much to loseChorus:The weather is here I wish you were beautifulMy thoughts arent too clear but dont run awayMy girlfriends a bore, my job is too dutifulHell nobodys perfect would you like to play?I feel together todayWell now thats just the start of a well-deserved overdue bingeMeanwhile back in the city certain people are starting to cringeHis lawyers are calling his parentsHis girlfriend doesnt know what to thinkHis partners are studying their optionsHes just singin and orderin drinksChorus:The weather is here I wish you were beautifulThe skies are too clear lifes so easy todayThe beer is too cold, the daiquiris too fruitifulNo place like home when youre this far awayI dont care what they say (I dont care)Hes goin back to new york pack it up and let everyone knowIt was something that he should have done such a long time agoStill time to start a new life in the palm treesAh, billy clyde wasnt insaneAnd if it doesnt work out therell never be any doubtThat the pleasure was worth all the painChorus:The weather is here I wish you were beautifulThe skies are too clear lifes so easy todayThe beer is too cold, the daiquiris too fruitifulNo place like home when youre this far awayTime for to playI need time for to playTime for to playI need time for to playI need time for to playI need time for to playI need time for to playI need time for to playI need time for to play- notes:Billy clyde tuggel was a character in the soap opera all my children.(see album dedication)