Jimmy Buffett - Vampires, Mummies & The Holy Ghost Lyrics
Vampires, mummies, and the holy ghostBy: jimmy buffett, roger guth, jim mayer, peter mayer1994--spoken:Ohhhh rock n roll is a scary business. no hit records, no mtvVideos...youll never make it here...scary. not! lets do itCoral reefers...Looked in my laptop, what did I see?A flashin message says today therapyRather walk through fire than converse with my shrinkBut Im getting better thats what some people thinkTalk about denial and dysfunctional thingsHeads like a bell somedays it dongs and it dingsMy brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gearsSpend lots of money, but Im tacklin my fearsChorus:Vampires, mummies and the holy ghostThese are the things that terrify me the mostNo aliens, psychopaths or mtv hostsScare me like vampires, mummies and the holy ghostOoohhHad a dream last night took a time travellin rideBack to my childhood where those monsters resideThey nack on innocence and dine on self-esteemBut I like to be in touch with what makes me screamChorus:Vampires, mummies and the holy ghostThese are the things that terrify me the mostNo aliens, psychopaths or mtv hostScares me like vampires, mummies and the holy ghostI was never ever frightened by the murderer on our blockHe nurtured orchids and raised hamstersThe neighborhood is still in shockLa la la la, la la la la....La la la la, la la la la la laLa la la la, la la la la....La la la la, la la la la la laSo many dragons lurking out in the fogSo many crazy people mumblin monologuesIts not the tales of stephen king that Ive readI need protection from the things in my headLike...Chorus:Vampires, mummies and the holy ghostThese are the things that terrify me the mostNo aliens, psychopath or mtv hostScares me like vampires, mummies and the holy ghostChorus:Vampires, mummies and the holy ghostThese are the things that terrify me the mostNo aliens, psychopath or mtv hostScares me like vampires, mummies and the holy ghost--spoken:Ohhhhhoooohoooo. its scary out here in the world of rock nRoll. ohooohoo. ahh haa haa haa haah, ah haa haa haaah. ahhHaa haa, hegh achh ach.Scared ya, didnt i? ha ha
