Kool G. Rap And Dj Polo - ***** U Man. Lyrics
[chorus from talk like sex begins] (can ya dig it honey...? )Since I made the record talk like sex,*****es are comin up with their friends for a nigga to hit the skins.Hopin the kool g rap was just makin rhymes,But Im leavin *****es vaginas with more stitches than frankenstein.Some even had the nerve to try to give me head,And swallow the whole jimmy to make a nigga fed.But come on you *****es, dont make me laugh;You couldnt deep throat g rap if you was a mother*****in giraffe.Dag, some even fled when they saw the head,Cuz gs dick would make you seasick *****in me in a waterbed.Dont try to paly me like no sucker,Cuz these *****esll be callin up dial-a-mattress like a mother*****er.You heard the song before; you dont wanna see me,Ill ***** you on the a-train while I write graffiti.Ill even ***** you in a taxi cab,And after sex with a nigga youll be buyin a box of maxi-pads.Soon as you open your legs,No need for no birth control, *****, cuz my dick is touchin the eggs.Kool g rap, the ***** slammer;Hell, Id be talkin *****ed up grammar if you was bad mamma jamma.I aint small, Ill have you cummin like waterfalls,And then turn them sugar walls into carnegie hall.Leavin my mark on *****es like zorro,Plus *****in *****es so def like there wont be no ***** left tomorrow.Hittin hoes like it aint funny,I think about bowls of cheerios because I want my nuts and honey.Talkin to all the women that look fine,Pretendin my prick was moby dick and have a whale of a time.Now Im not a deep-sea diver,But I love it when my dicks covered and smothered with saliva.Shit, might even straighten out your dentures,Because its not just a blow job, honey, its an adventure.But 69, and I aint with that:Ill go to a chinese restaurant, *****, if I wanna eat cats.Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, g.So when it comes to *****-lickin, Im the chicken of the sea.I should be on the sex channel;Not a chump cuz Im givin punk-*****es better humps than camels.If youre a virgin, Ill make it fit,Because my dickll pop the cherry and spit out the *****in pit.And if youre concerned, my sperm dont burn,And if it did, Id give that nappy-headed ass a *****in perm.Shucks, I instruct a *****in lesson.You think its painless? I hit the anus and ***** up your large intestines.Leavin you *****es stingin from the bangin;My man jimmy got a hole in his head, but yo, that niggas still hangin.*****, youd rather hump a *****in whole army,Cuz even the witness protection program couldnt hide this mans salami.You ***** around and catch a seizure,Before I ***** a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia.Lettin saliva dribble on your nipple,Orgasms double and triple sit ripple and turn your ass into a gripple.Then I see you searchin for the swellin,Cuz im-a leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in.Got damn! I hit the ham right;Honeybuns, you can ask my three sons, I got the dick right out the van dyke.Im *****in ***** girls with fly rhymes,But dont push me, because that ***** will be runnin for its nine lives.I know you hookers cant refuse this,But dont pick me to give no hickeys cuz Im givin *****es bruises.Yeah, Ill tear that ***** hole apart,For *****in with g rap after dark, youd rather jog in central park.So if you want kids before I ***** ya,Look at the size of my dick, and youll let out the mother*****ers.Shit, *****es get open like a can;Just leave it up to g rap, cuz Im the neighborhood ***** u man...
