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Lard - I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Lyrics

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  • I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
  • So I can snort coke all day long
  • Bite my master when it suits me
  • Get off on diminished capacity
  • I wanna be a customs man
  • Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
  • Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
  • Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch
  • Weh oh, Weh oh ho
  • Sure beats Alpo
  • It's the life
  • It's the stink
  • It's the attitude
  • I wanna be a San Francisco cop
  • So I can speed and run red lights
  • And sure as Rodney was a King
  • We got ways to make you sing
  • We can seize everything
  • Houses, cars, and life savings
  • Keep the loot for ourselves
  • Fake drug charge works every time
  • I wanna join the christian coalition
  • So I can molest my children
  • None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
  • 'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
  • Weh oh, Weh oh ho
  • Spare rod, spoil the child
  • It's the life
  • It's the stink
  • Choose your masks

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