Lard - I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog Lyrics
I wanna be a drug-sniffing dogSo I can snort coke all day longBite my master when it suits meGet off on diminished capacityI wanna be a customs manSnoop through your stuff 'cause I canSneaky peaky pry through your private livesStroke your panties, jackin' off at lunchWeh oh, Weh oh hoSure beats AlpoIt's the lifeIt's the stinkIt's the attitudeI wanna be a San Francisco copSo I can speed and run red lightsAnd sure as Rodney was a KingWe got ways to make you singWe can seize everythingHouses, cars, and life savingsKeep the loot for ourselvesFake drug charge works every timeI wanna join the christian coalitionSo I can molest my childrenNone suspect me 'cause I've been saved'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lakeWeh oh, Weh oh hoSpare rod, spoil the childIt's the lifeIt's the stinkChoose your masks