Less Than Jake - Beauty School Dropout Lyrics
Your story sad to tellA teenage ne'er do wellMost mixed up non-delinquent on the blockYour futures so unclear nowWhat's left of your career nowCan't even get a trade in on your smockBeauty school dropoutNo graduation day for youBeauty school dropoutMissed your mid-terms and flunked shampooWell at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes upAfter spending all that dough to have the doctor fix you nose upBaby get moving (Better get movin)Why keep your feeble hopes aliveWhat are you proving (What are you provin)You've got the dream buto for your diploma you could join the steno poolTurn in your teasin' comb and go back to high schoolBeauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)Hanging around the corner storeBeauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)It's about time you knew the scoreWell they couldn't teach you anything you think you're such a lookerBut no customer would go to you unless she was a hookerBaby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it)You're not cut out to hold a jobBetter forget it (Forget it)Who wants their hair done by a slob?Now your bangs are curled your lashes twirled but still the world is cruelWipe off that angel face and go back to high schoolBaby don't blow itDon't put my good advice to shameBaby you know itEven dear Abby'd say the sameNow I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta flyGotta be going to that malt shop in the skyBeauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)Go back to high schoolBeauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)Go back to high schoolBeauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout)Go back to high school
