Lil Rob - La Cantina Lyrics
What's up ese Nah, last night was the bomb homey We got tore up ay But I woke up with this big hangover Lemme tell you, a little story about the cantina I usually wait til Sunday to have my menudo But it's Saturday and I woke up all crudo I think I had one too many shots of tequila Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi vida Left a big tip, mariachis took my grip And the sad thing about it is I don't remember shit Wait a minute, bartender can you pass me a limon And a nice cold Tecate, thank you, simon Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night long Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass Presidente and Coke, 1800's no joke Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door And if that happens, it's time to hit the liquor store Drinkin Tecates, or Cerveza Mas Fina Taking shots of tequila while I'm la cantina [Chorus] You can catch me in la cantina getting drunk La cantina, cuz that's where we party up La cantina's mi vida, you know it's true La cantina, cantina you know that I love you I said I wouldn't drink no more, but this can't be true Cuz it's not even noon and I already had two Times three, that's me taking all that I can take Want me to promise that I won't drink, but that's a promise I can't make So suffering, hungover from the night before But the only way to fix it is to drink some more So did I? But of course what you think? I'm sitting at the bar from the beers that I won't drink You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is hitting me Got me feeling light-headed I'm headed to the park with the homey Spark But they had some besto there tambien A couple twelve-packs that they jacked I'm feelin like I can't win Everywhere I go there's alcohol til I fall It's 7 o'clock, but will I make it to last call You vatos gonna be here for a while? If so I'll see ya But if not you know where I'll be homey, at the cantina [Chorus] Back in the cantina, sippin my cerveza It's gonna be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya Primos and friends from one night to the other end The wicked wicked wino, is getting drunk again Stumbling, I'm wasted and it shows And wouldn't be suprised if later on I'm throwing blows Cuz that's the way it goes, and everybody knows But I'll just relax and go with the flow Bartender I'm ready for another shot and won't stop until I drop Or til somebody calls the cops My primo picks me up off the floor And said "Homey you're tore up We're cutting you off, you're not drinking anymore" Drag me out, up the hill to mi canton The bar's a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home I've learned my leason, rule number one of la cantina Don't mix cerveza with tequila [Chorus] You know every weekend I say I'm never gonna drink again But I'm always going back to the cantina with mi familia That's right, and if there's one thing I've learned It's don't mix cerveza with tequila I'm warning you
