Lil Wayne - Alphabet Lyrics
[Verse 1]A for AngelinaTongue like anaconda, lips like AngelinaOhh, B is for Bianca, she was a ballerinaNow she just a stripper making singles to my singlesC is for Chiquita, put the nana on ChiquitaIntroduced me to Diana, *****ed Diana with ChiquitaSo D is for Diana, Diana like it deeperSo I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure[Hook]And these are my *****es, my alphabet *****esYea, these are my *****es, my alphabet... *****esThese are my *****es, my alphabet *****esOh, these are my *****es, my alphabet... *****esI swear to drunk I'm not godDrops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not god[Verse 2]And the E is for Ebony, that ***** heavenlyLord knows I be swimming in that thing like a aquariumThe F is for Felicia, freaky ass FeliciaOh, I treat that ***** like a sleeping bag FeliciaThe G is for Gina, her ***** so convenient, I mean itShe treat my dick like jalapeno and my cum like AquafinaShe need itThe H is for Holly just like HollygroveAnd the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald knowAnd the J is for Joanne, I just call her JoWhat goes around, comes around, K for Karma soThese are my alphabet *****es[Hook]Alphabet *****esThese are my *****es, my alphabetThese are my *****es, my alphabet *****esThese are my *****es, my alphabet... *****esI swear to drunk I'm not godDrops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not god[Verse 3]The L is for Lisa, she like my libidoWe do the La Bamba, I'm so multi-lingualThe M is for Melanie, she like my melodiesDon't like my baby mamas she be so negativeThe N is for Natasha and my lil mamaShe holler at me when she want that Oscar MyerShe got a man she tell me please do not remind herHe not romantic, I'ma scene from CasablancaShe swallow the whole enchiladaShe get off her knees and say "de nada."She ask me "what's the reason for the choppa."Girl it's a jungle out her ask MufasaO is for Olivia and the P is for PatriciaAnd the Q is for the queenThe R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene[Hook]And these are my *****es, my alphabet *****esAnd these are my *****es, my alphabet *****es*****es, *****esI swear to drunk I'm not godDrops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not god[Verse 4]The T for Tatianna, she can put her legs behind herShe can bend all the way over, I just thank the lord for that yogaAnd the U is for Uma, the position of SumaShe so flexible we try angles like BermudaAnd the V is for Vanessa, voluputous VanessaThe W's for Wintour, I'm under the weatherAnd the X is for my exes, *****'em altogetherThe Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for ZeldaAnd these are my alphabet *****es[Hook]These are my *****es, my alphabet *****esThese are my *****es, my alphabet... *****esI swear to drunk I'm not godDrops microphone, I swear to god I'm not god[Verse 5]Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not driveDrops styrofoam, I can't talk I might cryI say I be on some G shit, I be on some G shitCheck that other nigga for that Louie shopping spree shitNot me *****, no you won't rob me *****I say I be on some G shit, I be on some B shitWhen it comes to *****es, I be on some A to Z shitI'm me *****, it's like ABC 123 *****, to me *****I'm the alpha, the alpha, the OG *****S-O-rry for the W-A-I-T *****