Luke Bryan - Take My Drunk Ass Home Lyrics
(Chorus)Its time to take my drunk ass home...I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone...Hit on all the girls, sang every song...Its time to take my drunk ass home...Well i worked all weekSo i could come hereHave a good time and an ice cold beerBut 1 turned to 10and 10 turned to 20and 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many(Chorus)Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirtI cant find my keys for all this parkin lot dirtMy fall back plan, has done got sadCause my ex-girlfriend aint lookin half bad(Chorus)"Help me up..... Aw put me back down put me back down"I sucker punched my best friendAnd the bouncer head locked me on stage with the bandI I look like hell...I feel like shit...I think its time i call it quits...(Chorus)Yea its time to take my drunk ass homeI twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phoneYea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone...Its time to take my drunk ass home...If yall agree, then sing alongIts time to take, my drunk ass home..."oh somebody call me a cab, please"
