Maestro Fresh Wes - Just Swingin' Lyrics
Intro [maestro fresh wes] {ebony mc}Ahh yesSwinging along, just swinging ahh yeahMe and my main man ebony mc {right about now}Just swinging along {we just swinging along}Ah yeah, special shout out {bust it}[maestro fresh wes] {ebony mc} (both)We rock the mic {we rock the mic well}We rock the mic {we rock the mic}Well, we rock the mic and (we rock the mic well)(1) for the treble (2) for the bassCome on ebony mc help me rock the place{ebony mc}We be waiting, playing, anticipationThe next new rhyme that I be creatingFor 89 I decided to fix, my rhymesTo make them fresher, to cook under pressureTo be on top and never be the lesserIm the animal, uh the hunterTo go getter of a guyI am the best of the west the beast of the eastSome people call me lazy, but thats alrightI like to lie around talk around, fun aroundSleep, get comfortable and even relaxtil my sleep meter reaches the ultimate maxTo live without my waterbed would be ? ? ? ? ?til the party roles around my...[maestro]Well, Ill never be a peddler, never be a baggerIm not jimmy walker, but Im not a swartenegerYou know I got the build of a regular manIm not a j.j., but not no conanJust maestro, not second or thirdI eat at burger king cause Im not herbAnd if your name happens to be herbJust say {Im not the herb youre looking for, word}I hate to meet mothers, hat e to meet fathersThey all want me to marry their daughtersIt happens to me almost everydayA girl will take me to her crib and this is what shell saymom and dad this is wes and Ill say hiMa will pinch me on the cheek like Im moms apple pieDad says Im pleased to meet you, Im mr. jonesyou the most decent chap janines brought homewould you like to have a beer?No thanks just juicegrandma woke up, well have to introduceoh, by the way call me pa, we love to make you our son-in-lawSee what I mean they wont leave me aloneI just wanted to jump in janines pretty little bonesJanine said grandma, this is wesGrammy said hi I guess she was deafI said, hi my name is wes, did you say fresh?Thats right fresh wes, I drank the juice and I left{ebony mc}Well I was walking downtown and I saw this whoreShe had a body like a two by fourShe came on over, asked for my numberI said, no ho, all you want is my lumberNo, no baby I wont be doing thatYou wont see me stroking no street corner catcause Im an arcade junkie, my rhymes are funkyMy beats and rhymes rocked humpty dumptyMcs want to thump me, girls want to jump meMy face is smooth and never ever lumpy(*laughter*)[m] that was good, that was good{e} yo, wes drop that snow white story manGo ahead, drop it[maestro]Check it outI remember a story, when I was smallAbout snow white and the seven dwarvesWell, if you ask me, I know that couldnt be trueIf I was one of them I knew exactly what Id do {what, what? }The story that was told was totally wackSnow white was a freak and the dwarves were blackShe lived in a house, you could probably figureWhat she be doing with a bunch of horny niggasDoc, dopey, grumpy, sneezyCome one, come on, come on she was sleazyHappy, sleepy and my brother bashfulMade sure snow white got her mouthful{ebony mc}Well Im the cutest looking guy, I like to sayConceded you call me, but thats okayIve often thought about posing for ceterfoldsThe girl designed me and they broke the moldPart of the creation, what can I sayThey even made up an ebony playmateYou know I always keep the body looking fineThe dimple, the smile, nothing out of lineNo dirt in the dimples, I keep the face neatNo sugar in the body, I eat the shredded wheatI use the eye drops to keep the eyes cleanHair so fine I use ultra-sheenThe buttock firm, the girls enjoy thatNo need for exercise I dont collect fatThe feet are large and the jewels look greatYou could try to change but youre late get laidWish you were me but that could never beFirst of all your name is not ebony mc[maestro]Well, Im not too big, not too small {average}Not too short, but Im not that tall {59 510}Im not a heavy guy and my head aint baldAs I drive the girls up the wallI had a girl and her name was judyJudy had a super dope big fat booty {big fat booty}Everything was cool and everything was okayUntil I met this freak named shebon {shebon} the other dayShebon had a shape like an hourglassReal fine legs with ... {lets just pass}Although she looked young, she was an older girlThick like judy with malaysian curlJudy had night school onec a weekSo that would be the night Id rock that freakWell that night I went over to shebons placeAnd to the bedroom we quickly laidThen I rocked her, oh my, and took a restI saw a picture of a child on her bedroom chest {easy}I took a good look and I felt so badcause it was a portrait of judy at her grade 8 gradTorn between two lovers {its okay wes, its okay}Feeling like a fool {dont cry man}I just *****ed judys mother, and judys in night schoolLike keith I make the ladies sweatWhat yo learn about women, Im trying to forgetI wrote a love jam, now the girls are droolingI play like heavy d boy, (just coolin)Like laverte, Im the love expertNo time for casanova but I clock nuff skirtsTo be blousing, my rhyme arousesLike blue violets and red rouses{we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well}{we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well}{we rock the mic} we rock the mic {well}We rock the mic and {we rock the mic well}
