Musicals - Cats: The Nameing Of Cats Lyrics
The naming of cats is a difficult matter,It isn't just one of your holiday gamesYou may think that I'm as mad as a hatterWhen I tell you a cat must have three different namesFirst of all, there's the name that the family use dailySuch as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or JamesSuch as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Baily -All of them sensible, everyday namesThere are fancier names if you think they sound sweeterSome for the gentlemen, some for the damesSuch as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter -But all of them sensible, everyday namesBut I tell you a cat needs a name that's particularA name that's peculiar, and more dignifiedElse how can he keep up his tail perpendicularOr spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorumSuch as Munkustrap, Quaxo or CoricopatSuch as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum -Names that never belong to more than one catBut above and beyond there's still one name left overAnd that is the name that you never will guess;The name that no human research can discoverBut the cat himself knows, and will never confessWhen you notice a cat in profound meditationThe reason, I tell you , is always the sameHis mind is engaged in a rapt contemplationOf the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his nameHis ineffable, effable, effanineffableDeep and inscrutable singular nameName, name, name, name, name, name