Musicals - Sunset Boulevard - Eternal Youth Is Worth A Little Suffering Lyrics
ASTROLOGERI don't think you should shoot before July 15thRight now is a perilous time for PiscesIf you want 'til Venus is in CapricornYou'll avoid a catalogue of crisesMASSEUR 1I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shapeNo more carbohydrates, don't be naughtyMASSEUR 2We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenueYou won't look a day over fortyBEAUTICIAN 1We have dry heat, we have steamBEAUTICIAN 2We have moisturizing creamBEAUTICIAN 3We had mud-packs, we have blood sacksBEAUTICIAN 2It's a rigorous regimeALLNot a wrinkle when you twinkleOr a wobble when you walkBEAUTICIAN 3Of course, there's bound to be a little sufferingALLEternal youth is worth a little sufferingANALYSTListen to your super ego not your idAge is just another damn neurosisI'll have you regressing back to infancyAnd back into the womb under hypnosisDOCTORI inject the tissue of the fetal lambThe forumla's the one Somerset Maugham ownsJust modest course of thirty-sevent shotsAnd you will be a heaving mass of hormonesALLNo more crow's feet, no more flabNo more love handles to grabYou'll be so thin they'll all think you'reWalking sideways like a crabNothing sagging, nothing baggingNothing dragging on the floorOf course, there's bound to be a little sufferingEternal youth is worth a little sufferingOf course, there's bound to be a little sufferingEternal youth is worth a little sufferingOf course, there's bound to be a little suffering...