Primus - Poetry And Prose Lyrics
I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. Ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show.Other day I turn my TV on, and guess what I do see?Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsa*****es staring on back at me.Said "What the hell's this", and Ler said "Boy, dont' you know?"The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butt-head show.Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that.I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!On Comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like Larry, Curly and Moe.But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and Butt-head show.Stone-Temple Pearlvana Chain, now there's a helluva band.They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land.Ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for me.If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC.I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man.I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can!I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.I sure get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head shows.Butthead: "Hey Beavis..."Beavis: "What?"Butthead: "I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool."Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that."Butthead: "TV is cool..."Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rules....it rules! Yeah..."Butthead: "Hey Beavis...I heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.That's gonna be cool."Beavis: "Really? That would be cool."Butthead: "You know what would be really cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't suck."Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other...um...three hundred and twenty-seven?"Butthead: "Because, you know all those TV shows that suck? It's like, you gotta put themsomewhere! You can't put 'em on the cool channel!"Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it the cool channel!"
