Prince - Johnny Lyrics
We got a wonderful show 4 yall 2night, uh (alright, I love it)But first off, before we get 2 the bandWed like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh(look at that dog, man, give me one of them)Jimmy joe gon bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos}Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes(naw, get him off the stage)Ok, well hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man)What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? )(get your white ass off the stage!)(I paid 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band)Oh, oh, ok, ill, i... (sit down)(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd chants}Ok, well, ladies and gentlemenU didnt like my jokesIm gonna introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band)Theyre the hottest thing I know [nowadays]The n.p.g.! {crowd cheers}Thats right, were the only band 2 bring it 2 u liveAfter rockin the house 4 3 straight hours, huhN.p.g., were gonna wreck in 93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!)(I said glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)Ooh, this is niceYeah, I told u we would get good seatsU didnt get good seats at the restaurantWell, well, u dont never trust nobodyShut up bald head mother*****erSit, sit down here, ima go up here and do a song with them, sit downGo on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony anywayFellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can singYeah, now u ... (thats what Im talkin about)U guys got some tootsie pops in here?(yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, johnny in the house)U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm, alrightGlam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here)Give me good lovin till after dawnJohnny got a hat cuz he dont trust pills (goldnigga)(cuz we damn skippy right)And if u dont love me then your sister will (gold)Now let me hear u sing damn it!Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}Come onWe gonna freak 2 the...(1 2, tell me what 2 do)(3 4, Im about 2 score)Everybody (5 6, suck up on this)Johnny, drop it!Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 doI never had another granny look like uEvery time I see u, girl, my johnny get hardHarder than the handle on the rake in my yardHarder than the brownstone brick on my houseIf I ever, ever, ever get u into my mouth (yeah)Ill drink u like a 40 in an alcoholics handBaby, cant u understand?Im only fantasizing cuz your love is tantalizingAnd its got me burning rubber in my pantsBut I dont wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school uOn the fine art of romanceU got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above meIn the back of my bmw zThe bang bang boogie, u will give it 2 meCuz johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}Give it upEverybodyWere gettin sleazyShake it (hot damn!)Yeah, hit it fellasGoldniggaz, this is funkyYall have 2 excuse me 4 a secondWhat, u out?YeahU out? Im outMind if I join ya?Arent u supposed 2 be up there singin?YeahWheres prince?What do u mean wheres prince?I thought he was gonna sing 2nightAh, aint that a *****?Come on, wait, come hereTony, where is he?Levi (in the house)Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin?(bobby brown)Bring it on (bring it on)(morris, where u at? )Time 2 school (stop aids)Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4, man?Sweet keys(play that motor scooter)Say what? (dont be a fool)I dont know, I think we need a little self check(saxophone, saxophone)Ah, what your background? (damn!)That aint workin, manWhat u think we need?Kathy j. (ah yeah)See, that gonna straighten me right outThat just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)N.p.g. (in the mother*****in house) {x3}N.p.g. (thats how we rollin){crowd noise}(get a clap goin) {repeat}Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can i, can i, can i? )Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I grip it? )Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can i, can i, can i? )Get a grip, tone, get a grip (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus)Hey baby, what u doin?I would like 2 introduce 2 uWhats your name, baby?ChicanesChicanes?Yo, grippin the mic is like grippin necksBut I only grip necks when a brothers on the b-side of some safe sexThat means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh)Ooh, yeah haBut enough about my propersBrothers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boyAnd god, Ive been blessed with just enough 2 get the job doneCheck it just like ford (what? ) - quality is job one2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a breaker 1 22 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandalSee, things got funny when I made my moneyWhy brothers got jelly when pockets get fat?Their pockets equal fly honeysAn equation that just dont figureCuz tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger(so what u sayin? )U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip)Check it, get a gripOh tony, that was greatNo no, serious shit, man, that was greatIm telling u, believe me when I sayThat this is just... this is rap at its finestYes, Im tellin u, u know(who is this dude, man? go on, get outta the way)Alright, I just wanna...(get outta here!)Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3}Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those)Take a few packs toneI aint goin out like that, u know what Im sayin?Who got the lactics? (gots 2 be protected)Who got the lactics? (aint gon rain on me!)Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}Pick it upEverybodyFeelin funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarterFeelin funky funky fineFeelin funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarterFeelin funky funky fineIn my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fineAnd were rockin that stupid shitWell, well (well, well, well)U know lord, its really hard being the best band in the worldAnd uh, wed really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u doneAnd the new power generation would like 2 say amenIn my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fineAnd were rockin that stupid shitW - w - wnpg (rollin at cha)Comin 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga)From paisley (put your shit up while u sleep)(gold) goldniggaWe outWe try that one more time? (yeah)Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times}Bring on number 1, bring on number 2Now we out
