Prince - The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker Lyrics
Dorothy was a waitress on the promenadeShe worked the night shiftDishwater blonde, tall and fineShe got a lot of tipsWell, earlier Id been talkin stuffIn a violent roomFighting with lovers pastI needed someone with a quicker wit than mineDorothy was fastWell, I ordered - yeah, let me get a fruit *****tail, I aint 2 hungryDorothy laughedShe said sounds like a real man 2 meKinda cute, u wanna take a bath?(do you wanna, do you wanna, bath)I said cool, but Im leaving my pants on (she say)Cuz Im kind of going with someoneShe said sounds like a real man 2 meMind if I turn on the radio?Oh, my favorite song she saidAnd it was joni singing help me I think Im falling(ring)The phone rang and she saidWhoevers calling cant be as cute as uRight then I knew I was through(dorothy parker was cool)My pants where wet, they came offBut she didnt see the movieCuz she hadnt read the book firstInstead she pretended she was blindAn affliction brought on by a witchs curseDorothy made me laugh (ha ha)I felt much better so I went back2 the violent room (tell us what u did)Let me tell u what I did...I took another bubble bath with my pants onAll the fighting stoppedNext time Ill do it soonerThis is the ballad of dorothy parkerDorothy parker, dorothy parker, dorothy parkerDorothy parker, dorothy parker, dorothy parkerWellDorothy parker, dorothy parkerWell
