Procol Harum - Poor Mohammed Lyrics
Poor mohammed at the peep showKick the beggar down the stairsCant keep guard, hes old and feebleSteal his books, burn his prayersPoor mohammed at the keyholeSit him by the kitchen doorSlop his food all around the tableLet him lick it off the floorPut mohammed in the cellarKeep him there til half past tenTies some bacon to his beardLet the rats out on him there