Rick Altizer - Never Shake His Hand Lyrics
Never shake his hand, or you'll catch his diseaseIt's hard to gauge the power he commandsYou can never shake his handDon't ever shake his hand, in the loneliness of nightDon't ever shake his hand, although it feels so rightYou must beware of the things that you demandYou can never shake his handNever shake his hand, you're no match for his gripNever shake his hand, you can't give him the slipIt only takes one touch to understandYou can never shake his handNever shake his hand, you'll find he sticks to youNever shake his hand, he's something like the fluHe's introduced as an honest man, he'll recommend a subtle change in plansAnd then he leaves you wasted in the sandYou can never shake his hand