Robyn Hitch***** - Night Ride To Trinidad Lyrics
Well, the worst trip I ever hadWas a night ride to TrinidadAll the anchors waving in the airOn long black chains of greasy hairI was riding on a loaf of breadWhen I should have been downstairs insteadAll the waiters was greasy as hellAnd the old one rang on a dismal bellCome back baby with your iron lungThat makes me feel forever youngOh, the sun was high and the Earth was smallJust a tiny little muddy ballAnd the captain tried to sell his shoesTo a foreign bloke, but he refusedBut there was nothing any of us could doTo stop that damn thing swallowing youWhen the dawn came up and I paced the deckThere were limpets growing around my neckCome back baby with your iron chainThat makes me feel twenty-five againYeah, six bells, oh hoAw, floating in a vat of yeast (Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)Was a handsome human female beast(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)And she tried to kill herself three times(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)But she got engulfed in living slime(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)With inflating grapefruits on her chest(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)Oh, she told me that she loved me best(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)Well I told that I loved her worst(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)And that any second I was gonna burst(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)Ah, look at the moon, it's starting to meltWell I'm not surprised, the way everything feltAlright sirCold(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)(Oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oomba oom)Well, the worst trip I ever had(Irene, a coast is clear)Was a night ride to Trinidad(I dream the coast is clear)(Irene, a coast is clear)(Irene, the coast is clear)(Irene, a coast is clear)"Ahoy there, Mr. Watson, lower the mainsail!" (Irene, the coast is clear)"Aye Aye, Cap'n... much obliged.""By the way, Mr. Watson... Have we got any of those sticky things left?""Oh, sticky things, Sir, I dunno...Go down the hold and have a look."
