Robyn Hitch***** - Victorian Squid Lyrics
Victorian squid is a delightFor all the family becauseIt's greasy and hotWhen you've had lotsThen you'll want moreThere's old H.G. WellsLying in bedWith his new housekeeper withHot squid by their sideGlowing with prideFlushed with exhaustionVictorian lungsVictorian skinVictorian tonguesVictorian sinVictorian parksVictorian moansVictorians darknessVictorian squid down on the beachIs an embarrassment toRespectable girlsWalking with pearlsAnd their fiances"Oh, Edward my loveIs that a squid?""Yes, I fear so, my petBut, pray, leave it aloneLet us go homeAnd take some cocoa."Victorian armsVictorian legsVictorian charmsVictorian eggsVictorian boysVictorian girlsVictorian darknessEvery night ourVoices meet inDarknessClicking feet onHollow streets theFanlight falls a-Cross the cityOnto me andMistress KittyPray that someoneBreaches her be-Tween the walnutAnd the fur toWhere she keeps herReal secretHidShe's a Victorian squid