Scatterbrain - I'm With Stupid Lyrics
[Part One: I Had A Dream]This is it, it was like this...Thought I was the king, thought that I was itAnd I had no tolerance for idiots.I was always saying most people are dicks,I made fun of all them jerksThat's how I got my kicks.I laughed at men, I laughed at gods.Then one night I had a dream about a petri dishIt was sittin' on my shoulder,Growing some kind of fungus or some kind of mold er...I didn't know what it meantI didn't know how it got there.But one things for sure,I never woke from that nightmare...[Part Two: Headamorphisis]Woke up one day not long ago and much to my surpriseThere was a head in my bed right next to me,It was looking me in the eyes.In the middle of the night it seems that this headHad just grown up from my shoulder.It looked a lot like one of Jerry's kidsExcept that it was older,On my shoulder - Not a poster!I've grown stupid, happened overnightI'm with stupid, he's with me.In my bed next to the head, was a note it said:"You were always mean to stupid people,You laughed right in their face.Welcome to the world of a new kind of KarmaWhere we don't wait till you're dead.Reincarnation will come later,For now you get this head instead."Stupid Head -I've grown stupid, happened overnightI'm with stupid, he's with me.I wish I may, I wish I mightDitch this head that I grew last night, 'causeI've grown stupid, happened overnightI'm with stupid, he's with me.The note said I couldn't kill the headAnd I shouldn't kill myselfOr I'd be reborn as something worse.Stupid curse.Well I don't want to knowWhat could be worse than this,This karma kiss, oh gods let's get this over with."Instant Karma is gonna get youGonna knock you right in the other headYou better get your heads together'Cause pretty soon you're gonna be dead."Since that day my life is shotI can't even go outside,'Cause it's bad enough to have to heads,But it's worse when one's unoccupied.So I just sit at home, feed and bathe my headWishin' - waitin', wishin'Waitin' for that day I'm dead.Stupid Head -I've grown stupid, happened overnightI'm with stupid, he's with me.I wish I may, I wish I mightDitch this head that I grew last night, 'causeI've grown stupid, happened overnightI'm with stupid, he's with me.
