Schaffer the Darklord - Cat People Lyrics
And wave them all around, but do it like you care - Meow Meow Meow MeowHere kitty kitty here kitty kitty hereLittle kitty licks her front paw washes her earTickle on her whisker little cat'll attackGrab your wrist with the front claws kick with the backAnd she can swipe like THIS - (Whisssh!)Back off an attacker with a HISS - (Hssss!)And the kitty's moaning owns yaOh no, did you know there's ammonia in her PISS - (Psssss!)Let me stroke your fur, let me hear you purr, kitty catOh my god, you're so cute, dammit, look at thatArching your back high, flashing the cat eyeFighting with mice with nine lives like you'll never dieFor some our cats are less like pets than our kidsAnd we worship them like the ancient Egyptians did, and we are...(Chorus:)Cat People - Meow Meow MeowRight now, all the kitties in the house, show the fangs in your mouthAs you pounce on a mouse, we are...Cat People - Meow Meow MeowWith their little bitty claws on their little kitty pawsGet down with a round of applause, for my...Cat People - Meow Meow MeowGood god, we're odd, no dogs allowed,But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're...Cat People - Meow Meow MeowRub 'em like you love 'em right nowAnd all my *****y little kitties say "Meow."Petting on my ***** like he wanted me, wanted me toDo you do what you cat wants you to do, sure you doCuz our cats control our actions and they run this systemOur homes really belong to them we just live with themFour story cat tree stands in the cornerOf the home of the owner holding a laser pointerLittle bag of cat nip fast to attract themPost for the action, attack with the scratchingActing like a captain as they pace in the placeMaking biscuits in your lap with their ass in your faceBreak-Hit the sack, 10-hour cat napFeline makes a beeline for your lapBut when you leave and come home, you're all aloneCuz kitty's out the cat door, listen for moansOh no, no note by the phone or the dishLittle kitty never licked the liver, chicken or fishLeave the ball of yarn, all in the yard for the breedingAs all the cat people in here hearing this beat are in heat and we are...(Chorus)Not all cat people belong to the same teamWhat I mean is that not all of us are quite what we seemYou see, all of us inside have beating hearts that are warmBut some of have powers into cats we transformUnder a full moon or a quarter moon or a half moonIn a bad mood with bad breath yes cat foodLike werewolves but wolves are dogsAnd we're cats so we're sleeky sneaking in through the fogAnd we all have a little pink buttSo now tell me what you think of that - What?Playing with our own cats as catsThat's a fact, together in packs we can track ratsWe can play real mean chase each other up a screenOr a tree or play sweet and even lick each other cleanRavenous animals act a little wildAnd we do it like humans, kitty-styleFighting and *****ing and hunting and sleepingAnd breeding and eating and killing and that'sWhat we do when we're kitties next morning we're humanWe laughed and we cried it was better than Cats(Chorus)
