Schaffer the Darklord - The Way You Talk Lyrics
I don't know.I know, right?What?It's just like, you know what I mean?No, I don't.Oh my God, you don't even know!You're right.That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!Uh... ok?That's it - end of story.Great. Bye!He man, what's your problem?What's my problem?I don't like the way that you're talkin' to me,But I don't really mind what you're sayin'.My back will be turned to the words that you speakUntil you find a way to properly convey 'em.I don't like the way that you're talkin' to me,But I don't really mind what you're sayin'.Back turned to the words that you speakUntil you find a way to properly convey 'em.People! (people!) The way that you talkIs often so very embarrassing it's time that it stopped!Our generation sounds like a bunch of dumb kidsWho grew up, but still talk like a bunch of dumb kidsIt's time to reunite It's due time that we fightDeterioration of our communication tonightI call upon us all to stand tall in our heartsAnd stop talking like morons, here's where we startWhen typing email please be awareThat there are three different forms of the word pronounced "there"And if you dare misuse one in a letter bewareI will delete you from my friends list like I just don't careThe first is spelled T-H-E-Y apostrophe R-EIt's a contraction of the noun "they" and the verb "are", you see?T-H-E-I-R is a possessive pronoun whenYou want to say that they posses it, or it belongs to themAnd T-H-E-R-E is an adverb with directionWhich often times is used to modify a prepositionWith practice you can learn to use all three in a sentenceFor example: "They're in there with their bear." - there, I said itThe thing (huh?) I hate most (huh?) that gets me (huh?) so pissed (huh?)Are people (huh?), adults (huh?), who talk (huh?) like this (huh?)Like everything's (huh?) a question (huh?), with such( huh?) indecision (huh?)You sound like a little kid, speak with some conviction!And speaking of questions, you needn't announce oneBy stating the word first before you pop out one'cause when you say "Question: What is the story?"I'll reply, "Answer: That is annoying."And like please don't like overuse the word likeUnless you're like planin' like talkin' 'bout your new bike"like" is an adverb, it's used to compare thingsLike when you say "like" so much, you sound like a prom queen.You know what I mean, you know - you know what I mean?UGH! Stop asking me that, I'll stop and ask if need be!And please don't reply with "that's what I'm talkin' 'bout"When I'm talking 'cause actually, that's what I'm talkin' 'boutPlease refrain from typing messages in all capsPlease cease abbreviating happening to hapsStop with the fake words, like 'guestimates' and 'factoids'And never use more than one exclamation point!Enough with the quote fingers - I get it - the toneOf your voice and choice of expression aloneShould suffice to imply that you're being sarcasticYou're only slowing down a boring story with a hand trickAnd you've gotta STOP using the word gayThe way you describe a dislike, like when you say"That's such a gay car, this song is so gay"Are you in middle school you little fool, act your age, ok?Enunciate, articulate, and say what you meanAnd speak up so I can hear you but you don't need to screamDon't talk with your mouth full and don't interrupt meAnd if you say end of story, then I will leave abruptlyAll of these lazy and unnecessary phrasesMake us seem so very dated almost as we're half our agesTry and make a change and maybe then in the endWe can be friends, but until then:I don't like the way that you're talkin' to me,But I don't really mind what you're sayin'.My back will be turned to the words that you speakUntil you find a way to properly convey 'em.I don't like the way that you're talkin' to me,But I don't really mind what you're sayin'.Back turned to the words that you speakUntil you find a way to properly convey 'em.
