Screeching Weasel - Mad At The Paper Boy Lyrics
MAd at the papaer boy that little nerdCan't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerpHit me in the head with the Daily SunThen he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runtMad at the paper boy (x4)Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amusedGotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the newsHe threw the morning paper in the middle of the grassThen he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the assOI! ARGH! HIT THE DECK