Sex Pistols - Friggin' In The Riggin' Lyrics
It was on the good ship venusBy christ, ya shoulda seen usThe figurehead was a whore in bedAnd the mast, a mammoth penisThe captain of this luggerHe was a dirty buggerHe wasnt fit to shovel shitFrom one place to anotherChorus:Friggin in the rigginFriggin in the rigginFriggin in the rigginThere was ***** all else to doThe captains name was morganBy christ, he was a gorgonTen times a day hed stop and playWith his *****in organThe first mates name was cooperBy christ he was a trooper.He jerked and jerked until he workedHimself into a stuporChorusThe second mate was andyBy christ, he had a dandyTill they crushed his ***** on a jagged rockFor cumming in the brandyThe cabin boy was flipperHe was a *****in n--gerHe stuffed his ass with broken glassAnd circumcised the skipperChorusThe captains wife was mabelTo ***** she was not ableSo the dirty shits, they nailed her titsAcross the barroom tableThe captain had a daughterWho fell in deep sea waterAnd by her squeals we knew the eelsHad found er sexual quartersRepeat chorus to fade