Sixpence None The Richer - You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch Lyrics
you're a mean one, mr. grinchAuthor: dr. seussYou're a mean one, mr. grinch.You really are a heel.You're as cuddly as a cactus,You're as charming as an eel.Mr. grinch.You're a bad bananaWith a greasy black peel.You're a monster, mr. grinch.Your heart's an empty hole.Your brain is full of spiders,You've got garlic in your soul.Mr. grinch.I wouldn't touch you, with aThirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.You're a vile one, mr. grinch.You have termites in your smile.You have all the tender sweetnessOf a seasick crocodile.Mr. grinch.Given the choice between the two of youI'd take the seasick crockodile.You're a foul one, mr. grinch.You're a nasty, wasty skunk.Your heart is full of unwashed socksYour soul is full of gunk.Mr. grinch.The three words that best describe you,Are, and i quote: "stink. stank. stunk."You're a rotter, mr. grinch.You're the king of sinful sots.Your heart's a dead tomato splotWith moldy purple spots,Mr. grinch.Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowingWith the most disgraceful assortment of deplorableRubbish imaginable,Mangled up in tangled up knots.You nauseate me, mr. grinch.With a nauseaus super-naus.You're a crooked jerky jockeyAnd you drive a crooked horse.Mr. grinch.You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstoolSandwichWith arsenic sauce.
