Skyclad - The Sinful Ensemble Lyrics
Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.Ever wondered where the evil dead go?There's a little place called "Nightmare Scenario"Unlicenced establishment for former world powers,where the drinks are cheap - and it's open all hours.Bonaparte's on brandy - he swills it down his throat,Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke.Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,Stalin's out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.Dear God above (if you exist),hope you see the funny side to thisnow don't get cross - don't bite your nails,oh, Son of Man your mission failed.Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.Herod's in the family room to baby sit the first born,Mengele's got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark,when Pol Pot turns the lights out they'll play murder in the dark.Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero's belly,while the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly.Caligula kills 'My Way' on the karaoke stage -young 'Chezzy' Borgia's barred for life for drinking under age.This is far more than just a joke.Can't you see the fire for the smoke?Choose any public house you pleaseand find dictators such as these.Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.Hell is where the heart lies -(in Purgatory's borders).The great thing 'bout eternity -they never call last orders