Slick Rick - Tonto Lyrics
[Slick Rick]One day fishing heard Indian drumsSaw a brother listen to, wife kissin toThen on another mission toThe city of a sister, it was a far distanceThere was a ranger outta area they needed my assistanceTuesday of the cash, last man that rob pimpyHe never returned, I said ok and put the money in the finAnd then he bumped into this girlwho like that girl that more come IndianHow I sex a white trick, jockin me she IndianComin in on this feet, and comin hopin a chance for ropin inHow'd you like to put your Indian tee in my openingSo that was a deed, cuz a nigga wasn't new to thisTrue to this, double barrel slide out the uterusCalm, started singin sad popular songsTook the money and the hon', screamin at the top of her lungsYou won a hundred per a reefer, once about to smoke a bluntKnow, run wit up fronto, screw a girl pronto, mean Tonto[Indian and horse samples][Slick Rick]Was extremely pissed, still picturin screwin thisI don't know why the ***** I'm doin thisNew since, on the horse tracks, whose to chooseSad or loose, both thirst or a cactus full of juiceAll of a sudden, these women like model hoes in ParisThen don't hate me the Indian, I was so embarrasedDon't pull a kid a minute, to give in within a minuteTil I seen a shaggy condo, or a couple livin in itShouldn't have, friendly manner, though she pack her up and ran herCoudln't stand the finer fellas like she wanted some bananaLed me to the back of the house, the hands that started trifeUsed it as my marks and then I nearly had a heart attackBrush it off, deal wit the floss, way past disgustedSaid what's the matter granny? Is your blood ass dustedBack in the hunt, now what he want, poor granny offer me a bluntNo not without fronto, screw girl pronto mean's Tonto, grandma[Indian and horse samples][Slick Rick]Found a small timers after all, wasn't her family proneWithout my 45, now y'all up against the wallWhere's the hooker and the money, here she came, sweatin mindThen the ***** she pull a pistol on my far behindNow she a smartish, should of figured when gettin off the highwaySo the horse busted in, startin lettin off the shottyKilled the men, slapped the girl, didn't I tell you start trafficCome on Rick, a horse carriage, that's what the ***** happenWe the folks, bleadin, size men, I please themIndeed, don't ever touch a killer *****, no I need herPlan a role, better yet, well is your pole upSignals from the west say what the hell is the holdupThough she scare the honey, hit the switch there's to run itCaught a savage back the hooker, said ***** where's the moneyGave it up hunter, she wants a brother so it's frontoThat's not what I want, so drop drawers pronto mean's Tonto