Status Quo - The Oriental Lyrics
(Edwards Rossi)Her name was Miafrom North KoreaI said, Come overBring your Land RoverI don't like sushiShe said, that suits meI take a showerOn every hourOh, the Oriental, very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI got one for a cousinCan you send me a dozen?Her name was Mae WongShe came from Hong KongShe was a raverOf Eastern flavourI said, I love youShe said, I'd love toGo down to TexasMust have one LexusOh, the Oriental, so very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI like it spicyThat'll do me nicelyI'm gonna cross the water, take a plane to TokyoAnd find a little geisha, I love to see them goAnd carry on to China, Asia Minor and some moreThen finish with a sling in SingaporeOh, the Oriental, very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI got one for a cousinCan you send me a dozen?Oh, the Oriental will drive you mentalI really gotta get oneAnd then another one and another oneOh, the Oriental, can you get them on a rental?Don't send me a RussianAin't no discussionGot to be an Oriental