The Beatles - The Ballad Of John And Yoko Lyrics
Standing in the dock at SouthamptonTrying to get to Holland or FranceThe man in the mac said, "You've got to go back"You know they didn't even give us a chanceChrist you know it ain't easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey're gonna crucify meFinally made the plane into ParisHoneymooning down by the SeinePeter Brown called to say, "You can make it okayYou can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain"Christ you know it ain't easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey're gonna crucify meDrove from Paris to the Amsterdam, HiltonTalking in our beds for a weekThe newspaper said, "Say what you doing in bed?"I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"Christ you know it ain't easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey're gonna crucify meSaving up your money for a rainy dayGiving all your clothes to charityLast night the wife said, "Oh boy, when you're deadYou don't take nothing with you but your soul, think!"Made a lightning trip to ViennaEating chocolate cake in a bagThe newspaper said, "She's gone to his headThey look just like two gurus in drag"Christ you know it ain't easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey're gonna crucify meCaught an early plane back to LondonFifty acorns tied in a sackThe men from the press said, "We wish you successIt's good to have the both of you back"Christ you know it ain't easyYou know how hard it can beThe way things are goingThey're gonna crucify meThe way things are goingThey're gonna crucify me
