The Grammar Club - No Worry Birdie Lyrics
Girl,I know you've been so good.I know you're probably thinkingThat you don't need me anymoreBut when I look into you eyesMy stare can pierce your bodybelow your stitchingI know you're itchingI want you twitchingIf you need somebody who can studyyou can study with meI'll get you bloodyteach you all about your biolo--baby!It's OK.Ooh. You get so nervous.Get so nervousWhat you nervous aboutYou work it work it'til you feel like it's about to gobabyBirdieI feel like someone elseI could be your teacherand one thing's certainI've got the learning for your yearningOoh. You shiver and you shake.I ike the way your body is honest with meand copiously,you've soaked your pantiesOOooooo baby girl, howdy thereCan I stare? I don't think we've metPeerless and I'm fearless, rarely beerlessBut ya know I will not make you fretMake you sweat, get you setOn your mark? Then it's best to goBut I got some scars like Hush, and I need you to pushTill you feel like you're about to blowI'll be your slutty study buddy, with a slide rule and a strapAnd if you need me then I'll be there with a ScanTron for dat assI'll make you laugh, make you cry, make you want to say good byeBut don't worry about me, at a quarter past three, I'll be up on my feet, moving on with my life