The Jokerr - Don't Show Kravy Lyrics
[Samples of Jokerr lines that (Kavy) stole]You could even see me after Lasik surgery(See me even after major Lasik surgery)Yo, ***** all the glamours and glitz, I plan to get rich(Ayo, skip all glamour and glitz, I plan to get rich)But I ain't takin' crap from nobody like septic tank service workers on strike(Everybody I'm not takin' your shit like out of service port-a-potties)Crap in your house and purposely not courtesy flush, my ego...(Kavy on the mic murderous, poop in your house and purposely not courtesy flush)[Intro]Hey Kav, Just letting you know man, I don't know what this is going to do to us as friendsBut I feel like I feel for a reason that I had to get it off my chest([Recording of Kav:] You're seriously the most talented MC I've ever heard. I'm, I'm not even *****ing exaggerating, bro. You're *****ing sick. You are my favorite rapper)[Verse 1]Well, let me with start with a disclaimerI haven't pitched a feverAnd I'm not on some "Knock you out when I see You" shit eitherI'm not really bitterI'm not really madI just need to cordially address some issues that I had!See, you've been a big fan, and I appreciate it greatlyBut a subtle annoyance has been boiling as of latelyIf imitation is the greatest compliment you can giveWell, frankly, I'm all complimented out, my nig!See I got up at the diss game as a true right of PassageI'm passed giving out frivolous ass lyrical actionsYou think you the biggest nigga on the blockYou can test itIn certain cases merit it neccessary to oppress itAs an example, this is a case where Jokerr was patientIn trying to nurish you as an artist and hoping you make itBut you've been insisting on, spitting it back in his faceAnd there's not much of that shit he takes for Jokerr to brace itIt started back when your first album was being craftedI made the comment, "I frollick ***** through cactus patches"It wasn't but a week laterYou came back with it written back into one of your versesAnd spit it without even asking!I found it intrusive, but screw it I needed the cashAnd you were paying me like 250 a track back when you snatched itYou sneaky bastard, you were a rap-jacking-felonI should've listened to the little voice in my head telling me...[Hook]Don't show KavyIf you're I'll and he knowsHomie just be careful what you discloseHe'll listen and smileBut wish all the whileThat your lyrics were his and then he'll act on itOh-ho KavyOh, how I hate what you've doneTo make me say you are a fake and a spongeYou're a rapper but I don't know if you'll make it as oneI'm sorry homie take it and run[Verse 2]YoAlledgedly, you write disses for every rapper you spit withJust incase they double-cross you and you need to be defensiveWell, guilty-artist-suspicions, my nigga, let's get it crackingLet's see your best shot, without your boy the Jokerr backingSee, there's noone in your sessions, so noone sees me catchingAll your inconsistent phrasings and me helping you correct themIt's really not an issues, and I'm happy to assist youI just wish you'd quit fishing, and just appreciate the blessingNow, you shower me with mentions every hour of our kinshipsBut as a convient distraction to your cowardly infringementsAnd every self-respecting rapper knows that's a symptomOf a Jealous-ass-fella hiding bellows of resentmentNow I understand you're frightened and the difficulty writingWhen you're recording your albums in the shadow of a TitanBut remember I'm a storm full of lightning and I'll strike at yaYou're bitings equivalent of skipping ***** flying kites in itI gave you plenty chances you gave the same excusesThat I thwarted, you then resorted to blatant playing stupidYou backed me in the corner and you made the Jokerr do thisYou betrayed me, and now I feel like the Saviour choking JudasSo, if anyones to come across a copy of this trackIf you could keep it to yourself, that'd be optimal in factListen once, flip it over and scratch it with keysI just don't want him stealing lines to diss me back with so please[Hook][Verse 3]Now he's come to the conclusionOf my thorough ego bruisingI'd just like to note to all involved this wasn't of my choosingI was put in this positionJokerr just needed to ventThis is rap intervention!I hope that you see and repent!See we all love youWe just sick of you biting niggasThere's programsAnd 12-step plans for your type of sicknessListen, you suffer from a lack of confidenceJust Call 1-800-BITING ASS NIGGAS ANONYMOUSHopefully, someone will answer and show you compassionAnd help you ration all your shameless ass faggot swagger jackingCause I'm sick of itAnd you know I'm the wrong nigga to start it withI get out of hand faster than text message argumentsI'm sick of your rhyme-stealing illegitimate tracksNow you got me feeling like a gorilla, flicking a gnatBut I had to do itYour buzz was bugging meHere's my suggestion: Top 10 Rappers, what if we[Hook]