The Mendoza Line - 31 Candles Lyrics
You left me in the barFor the skirt with the acoustic guitarShe's got such promiseAnd boy, you'd like to see what she can doYour dinner is fastYou're gonna be a mentorGonna make make make a mother shapeOr reinvent her, uh, huhShe follows all your workGot a *****ing kitty on her shirtYou told your god you worn out soulOnly one step from losing controlYou know 31 candlesDon't a woman makeYou didn't never give me nothin'Always, take, take, take, uh, huhThought your package was for meChrist I should have known betterYou couldn't even face meYou wrote me in a letter uh, huhCome on over honeyGrab your pants and get your shitShe's drawing blueprints, laying marbleBuild a shrine around your dickBlow up the balloonsTake out the ribbons in her hairShe'll be a woman soonGod forbid self possessed and self awareStroke her supple skinYou know she may not fare as well as meI'm thinking 5 more years to go uh, huhNo, you never met my motherYou're so much for the betterBut you'd say, "***** me"If you saw her in a sweater, uh, huh31 candlesDo not a woman makeYou lick the salt off all your woundsAnd lick the icing off my cake
