The Muses - The Gospel Truth Part 1 Lyrics
We are the musesGodesses of the arts and proclaimers of herosHeros like hercules!Honey, you mean hunk-ules!Whoooo hooo!I'd like to make some sweet music with this-Our story actually begins long before hercules, many eons ago...Aaaaaah yeaaaah!Back when the world was new,And planet earth was down on it's luck,And everwhere gigantic brutes called titand ran a muck!It was a nasty place!There was a mess wherever you stepped!Where chaos raved and earthquakes and volcanos never slept!(Whoo! say it, girfriend!)And then along came zeus!He hurled his thunder bolts!He zapped!And locked those suckers in some bars!Their trapped!And on his own stoped chaos in it's tracks!And that's the gospel truth!It was time for two tight a's to just relaaaaxe!And that's the worlds first dish!(Yeah, baby!)Zeus taimed the globe was still in his youth!Though honey it may seem impossible, that's the gospel truth!Na na na it's the striding streakAnd smooth and sweetThey lose!Aaaaaaaah!Though honey it may seem impossible that's the gospel truuuuuuuth!
