Tim Hawkins - I Don't Care Lyrics
Vegans and pagans and rabid tree huggersHoney Boo Boo and her psychotic motherSugar free anything and brussel sproutsThese are the things that I dont care aboutOccupy Wall Street and Westborough PicketsWhite dudes with dreadlocks and Nickelback ticketsStories of who Taylor Swift might have kissedId be ok if these didn't existOne way fashionThe KardashiansOne Direction, tooI simply forget all my least favorite thingsAnd then I dont feel so blueTrending on Twitter, palates and plankingParents who wont give their brat a good spankingAll telemarketers, people who spamThese are the things that I dont understandLoud cell phone talkers and palm reading phoniesOscars and Emmys and Grammys and TonysTerms and Conditions and cars that are greenNFL preseason and Charlie SheenSnookie and TMC and the Mars RoverWhether the TP rolls under or overPolitical viewpoints of people who actTrust me on this one, I dont give a crap!Whiny babiesCall me MaybeOctomom and CherTwilight and ChinaGrape Juice or WineI tell you that I dont CARE!!!