Tim Hawkins - The Government Can Lyrics
(Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give youAnything you like! You want free college, money,Mortages! Whatever you like! You have come to theRight place! Why? I'll tell you why! )Who can take your money? (Who can take your money?)With a twinkle in their eye? (With a twinkle in theirEye?)Take it all away andGive it to some other guy[Chorus]The Government (the Government)The Government can! (The Government can! )Who can tax the Sun rise? (Who can tax the Sun rise?)Who can tax the trees? (Who can tax the trees?)Let you run a business andCollect up all the fees[Chorus]The Government can 'causeThey mix it up with lies andMake it all taste good! (Make it all taste good! )The Government takesEverything we makeTo pay for all of their "sollutions"Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution(Throw away the Constitution)Who can give a bailout? (Who can give a bailout?)Tell us to behave? (Tell us to behave?)Make the Founding FathersRoll over in their graves[Chorus]The Government takesEverything we makeThey're power hungryAnd maliciousThe economics are fictitiousSoon we'll have to eat our dishesMmm! Delicious!Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?)In so many ways? (In so many ways?)Instead of getting fired, HEY!We'll give ourselves a raise![Chorus]The Government can 'causeThey mix it up with lies andMake it all taste good! (Make it all taste good! )And your government can 'causeThey mix it with lies andMakes it all taste good! (Makes it all taste good! )And I feel so goodBecause the GovernmentSays I should! Oh!...
