Too Short - Coming Up $hort Lyrics
Intro(*****!)*****es keep comin up $hort*****in with too $hort,too $hort(*****!)Too $hort,too $hortRepeatNow ***** around and get a 5 finger hand plant straight across your faceTo make sure you *****es understand that Im a pimp-mack-player-ass niggaNot a gentleman aint gonna be no sucker-ass swindlinI know ya starvin ***** what you gone eat?Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin on meIt aint goin be that,you shoulda ate or boughtcha ass a plateCos on this date we just *****in till its lateI aint romeo,prince charming or knight in shining armourIm only out to ***** a *****,***** tryin to charm herI treat a fine ass ***** like dirtNo money in her purse,a ***** is all its worthLookin hella good in the club like a ho*****,you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo drinksAt the bar,fill you up with long islandsWhile I be all in your face tryin to ***** smilinCos short dawgll never cater to you hosAnd if you aint *****in I say later to you hosSo if you *****es gotta plotYou better get gonna get shot *****in with short dawg*****es keep comin up $hort*****in with too $hort,too $hort(*****!)Repeat*****es be like rabbits swarmin diamonds and caratsSee my car,see my house and they think Im a sheriffI aint never been a marked *****,you too ballsyWanna drive my car closed-up,thats when you lost meI tell a ***** real quick,i aint no (? tissu-roll? )All you good fo is some head and some *****,ho!And if the ***** and the head tight,we ***** em twiceCos short dawg aint nuttin nice***** jumped in the car,asks me where we goin?Im shorty the pimp *****,you goin hoin*****ed in the car with my pants and my jacket onRaged about the *****,now Im in the trafficNow ***** still wet,got my dick in her handLickin all around it,rollin through the flat landsTake her to my strip,never *****-whippedSeein niggas with them *****es,Id a tossed the pimpI use to break hos for scrilla,but now its down nowIm makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town *****esLivin large for a night,turn back into pumpersWhen Im through *****in,*****es leavin with nothin*****es keep comin up $hort*****in with too $hort,too $hort(*****!)Too-too $hort,too $hort(hos cant ***** with me)(*****!)too $hortNow break it down to the beat one time!Ol school.tell ya lil somethin about shortyIm the east oakland player,lovers are mooshyI ***** a different ho a day and leave rubbers and **********es keep lookin for some too $hort actsSqueezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust***** might lose her mind if I raw-dig herGet pregnant,move her in and make ma and pa richerNo more player,no shorty the pimpI get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per centAll the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sadGot the broad livin with me,baby sayin dad!Sex played out and olshortys bored getting fat!Then my ***** turn into a ratI could try to mack again but the *****es wont want meCos Im all washed up,broke,fat and funkyShort dawg is through,people call me todd shawAll the rappers who was fake gonna mic,got rawUgly hos playin hard-to-get,sold all my carsNow I ride the bus and shitI had a 94 lexus,rolexes,i sold it allNow I cant afford breakfastI lost everything I worked to beNever thought Id be a trick,payin hos to serve meShit!snap back came out of my dreamShit can really happen if you know what I mean?But ***** a wife biatch,stay awayDont wanna own a *****,keep the babies on lay-away***** thought I robbed it,said it was mineShe didnt know I *****ed her with a dildo the whole timeStar-struck ***** seein dollar signs,she think the wad is finePlayin games so I taught her mineTryin to play her prayer got caught in a trapLearnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap*****es keep comin up $hort*****in with too $hort,too $hort(*****!)Repeat