Too Short - Couldn't Be A Better Player Lyrics
Too short: nigga what,nigga what,nigga whatEast side boyz:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahUs niggas from the south be representing shitAnd trying to keep these player haters of our dickNever *****ing with these loud ass clicks and crewsAnd bucking down busters that be acting rudeCause these niggas and these hoes be with some other shitThey like to talk behind your back but in your face they ride yo dickThats why I stay tight with my crew,So what you gone do when we come for youChorus repeat 4x: <what, wuz up, wuz up, what>(in background)What the ***** you gone do nigga, what theWhat the ***** you gone do, what you gone do (repeat 4x)(hook): east side boyzRepresent yo click mother*****erAnd if you dont then you must be a buster (repeat 2x)Now put your middle finger up mother*****er (repeat 2x)Now drop them bows on them mother*****ing suckers (repeat 2x)Now get crunk mother*****er get crunk (repeat 2x)Now get drunk mother*****et get drunk (repeat 2x)Now tell them hoes to drop they clothesAnd cut something for the mother*****ing d-losChorusToo $hort:Short short, short, shortNow I dont give a ***** about ya benz or ya light-skinned *****I dont give a ***** who you tell you dont like this shitThe fact still stand you got one girlfriendAnd I fill like the whole worlds pimpI cant be like you, always acting fakeI can tell you how much a real mac can makeA million dollars aint shit to spendGet some new hoes and get it againSo dont tell me whatcha wish forYou wanna be kept by a rich hoe***** ass nigga, Im trying to get me a lickShe better pay me right now she wanna get some dickI told cha got the game from the old niggasEverytime I park my car him come the gold diggersWith the easy ***** sign on displayIf you looking for some money dont come this way(hook): too shortYou couldnt be a better player than meEven if you *****ed every day of the weekI know you think you got it like that with pI be *****ing hoes everyday of the week biiitch!!!ChorusToo $hort:Now I dont give a ***** about cha phone book and all ya picturesChilling at the club with all ya *****esLying on ya dick save the dramaGot my eye on ya ***** and ya baby mama, catch ya snoozingYou know the rules pimp ya ***** is chosing, ya bout to lose themYelling get cha ass in the car *****But Im much to fast with this hard dickShort dog took ya broad, it just cant beYa ***** sucked me and *****ed me and than she think meI know the whole story, you aint serving it rightIll probably stop by and put some work in tonight(hook): too shortYou couldnt be a better player than meEven if you *****ed everyday of the weekI know you think you got it like that with pI be *****ing hoes every day of the weekI know you couldnt be a better player than meEven if you rode in luxuryI know you smoke colting that top notch freakYou never could be a better player than me, biiitch!!!Chorus(hook:) east side boyzNow whats up ***** nigga whats up (repeat 2x)You gone buck ***** nigga then buck (repeat 2x)Ya boys done left ya now ya stuck (repeat 2x)Aint got no pistol on ya ass so you stuck (repeat 2x)You wanna run like a mother*****ing *****You shouldnt have been no mother*****ing snitch (repeat 2x)My nigga trigger finger startin to itch (repeat 2x)You shouldnt have been no mother*****ing ***** (repeat 2x)Too $hort:Now I dont give a ***** if you ***** the richest ***** on earthYou can be a jiggalo couldnt get more workCause Im a player from way back taught by the bestNo hater can fade meI was short like the rest of yall half stepping little dicks wanna be bigWillies, you got a bad case of the silliesIn the studio you make believersIn real life you more like the cape crusadersRushing to the scene to save them hoesEverytime they come across them crazy folksYou cuff em hurry up and get em to safetyBut sooner or later the ***** gotta face meCause I put the game down from the startAnd you aint nothing but a dumb ass markDo yo thing and watch me do mineGet the ***** on the phone and well see who lying, niggaWhat! (until fade)