Too Short - Dope Fiend Beat Lyrics
*****, funky fresh from oakland, california...Dangerous music and it dont stop to the beat, baby...*****es on my mindI cant hold back, nows the timeAll you loud-mouth *****es talk too muchAnd you dick teasin *****es never *****I seen long-hair *****es, workin in stitchesHer hair aint really but two inchesAll you bald-head hoes in the oakland worldRunnin around town with jheri curlsNappy head niggas like myselfGet a bald-head and say: go to hell!But yous a snake, yous the oneYou bald-head *****, you need a permSo much game when the homies toughI make a ***** go who never sucksIt really aint life but I just met herNow Im sayin: *****, suck better!***** you, stupid hoe, tell me just what you knowI came to the party and turned it upYou say: ouh, hes got a dirty mouth!But, *****, I kept talkin shitMotha***** you, damn shit-head *****I wanna blowjob and Im not kiddinWork it in your mouth till your head starts spinninIm that nigga youll answer toIf I say: *****, jump!, thats what you doIm a fast talkin conman blowin your mindBreakin you and your cousin at the same timeWith a dirty rap comin out my mouthAnd you know damn well what Im talkin aboutIm the too $hort, baby, way too coldSo motha***** you, *****, goddamn ass hoeThe dope fiend beat...For all you junkies to just ride...H-e-a-d, I need a doctor just for meTo suck my dick like a vetTo give me head until I sweatShe gotta suck dickSo I can tell all my homies just what she didShe sucked and sucked and shes a ***** to the beatIm too $hort, I said my name is too $hort and it dont stopI love you *****es for the blowjobsI just laugh over and overWhen the ***** drinks sperm like its sodaI straight start aimin, would I miss?Get back *****, I wouldnt never kissI say she looks so good and shes so bigBut, man oh man, that ***** can wimpIf I wanna I could rock herBut I cant ***** no-head doctor*****es dont know thats too $horts tipYou might get geed if you dont suck dickBut Im so fresh, Im so downI tell you *****es the other way aroundIf you do me first then I do youSo the game jumps up when the ***** is trueSoon as I come all in her mouthI smooth get dressed and roll outIm too $hort, baby, fresh fresh againOne mc, one ***** brokenI tell you, baby, playin just like thatIm the best of the players to the ice cold vetAnd, *****, you just a *****You work fastfood and you think you richYou see, my game dont stop when its on the oneI love to see you when you work that thangGettin real busy at the back of the carRollin down the skyline boulevardI say: *****, what are you smokin?A big fat dick in the big east oaklandI see my homie, he needs to quitShe was walkin down the streetWith a big fat *****, maybe Im wrongHe might get every two weeks that welfare checkOakland, california, is the city of snakesPimps, pussies, players and fakesThe big oaktown, the city of liarsFresh storewires and voltairesA strip, *****es, nasty freaksMy raps, homeboy, with tremendous beats...Shes a ***** to the dope fiend beat...All you junkies just ride...*****es on my mindI cant hold back, now its the timeTo bust a left nut, right nut, in her jawOpened eyes and guess what I saw*****es on my mindGrabbed the microphone and then I started to rhymeWhat would life be if it wasnt too $hortIt be nothin but rappers from old new yorkBut thats not likely and theres no doubt*****es like me cause Im turnin it outIm here, there, everywhereSportin fat gold rope, Im a motha*****in playerRecognize game when its on your faceAs you dip to the beat and you feel the bassCrook it up loud, would be doin finePose like a pimp and check my rhymeSome young tender dosent like this beatBut a ***** aint nothin but a word to meI can check her, wreck her, or just get paidCut to the house and freak my maidYou see, she dosent speak english but we dont talkI call her lucy and shes juicy, makes your eye balls walkWe never hesitate to make good loveShe clean up my house and then clean me upSo check it out, you *****esI tell you a story of rags to richesSo check it out, freak nastyI know youre fine but you look like lassie*****, not a long ago I used to hang at the mallTop floor, baby, all the freaks I calledAnd if they didnt wanna come that aint shitI just drop a few lines and then call her *****...*****!