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  • Shock g:
  • The mother *****ing funk seesion is about to begin
  • Crowd around, ladies and gentlemen crowd around
  • The funk session is about to begin
  • When I say funk session, I aint talking about george clinton
  • I love that nigger though
  • I aint talking about james brown and sly stone
  • Im not talking about mother *****ing the time and prince
  • (what you talking about? )
  • We talking about funk session 96 style
  • 96 funk mean a different thing
  • That means you looked at my woman, and Im stepping to you
  • And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a niggers brains out
  • Too short:
  • You see we cant along cause we just dont want to
  • You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you
  • And sing the ripper, we just say oh well
  • And the white man keeps on building more jails
  • I know the system aint nothing to fool with
  • Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with
  • And I know damn well you got my name on the list
  • Cause Im the one that called your daughter a *****
  • Just a black man doin good, you wanna do me
  • Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies
  • Gangsta rap causes crime, mike tyson wrecked the system
  • Larry hoover ran a gang in illinios cant forget
  • Malcom x taught us knowledge, martin luther preached for peace
  • And every day black men lying dead in the street
  • So wheres the real education, in the hood
  • Peace to the muslims cause theyre doing real good
  • Theyre never giving up, on the black folks
  • We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough
  • Get rich if you want to, I aint trying to front you
  • If robert gold want some funk tell him come through
  • Its been a long night but were still getting funky
  • Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey
  • I heard it when she said it, you just a dogg short
  • Like them gs out in south side chicago
  • I said thats right hoe, Im from the east o
  • And I will never spend my money on a six-fo
  • High performance, is what Im riding
  • I got the game from oakland so I never stop siding
  • Im getting money in this criminals country
  • Hoes show me love because my pimpings so lovely
  • Im not a role model, unless you trying to mack her
  • Cause first I am player and second Im a rapper
  • Third Im just a big ass baller
  • Top notch on my beeper but I still wont call her
  • Cause I got one with me, and Im a pimp till I die
  • Dont be talking to them snitches, youll get sent on a lie
  • Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing
  • I wonder what would happen if they catch em
  • You burn his balls with a big lighter, get the gasoline
  • And hell be smoking like a mother *****ing dope fiend
  • Nowadays they like to kill your whole crew
  • For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe
  • He said excuse me, but it wasnt al-right
  • So now you want to take his punk ass outside
  • So you can hit him, and with him
  • Let his momma bury him in a suit that dont fit em
  • You dont give an f-u-c-k
  • So just ***** him
  • Didnt have to shoot him, just walked out and stuck him
  • Knife up and down all around in his gut
  • Standing in his blood looked down and said whats up?
  • Whats up nigger, shock g tell em like treach
  • Shock g:
  • East coast niggers are the craziest
  • And west coast niggers are the craziest
  • And down south niggers are the craziest
  • It seems like all american niggers are the craziest
  • It done got out of hand
  • We dont drink that potion at the white mother *****ing masses
  • Immediate and cooked up for us and now we killing each other
  • Remember me all, I want everybody to look back
  • Yo this is shock g from digital underground
  • I want you to look back right now
  • We rolling with the dangerous crew
  • I want you to look back when I said
  • Yall remember that shit when I said, I said ah
  • America, get busy humpty yeah
  • The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods
  • The white for whose got you doing time
  • We busting caps on one another and it never stops
  • You know it never stops
  • But you know, that shocks been searching for someone
  • Who can rise like malcom and farahkan
  • To straighten you niggers out
  • Shit they call me mc blowfish
  • Back when digital underground first started
  • Say, I was running the whole thing, say
  • The call me mc blowfish hey
  • Yeah, and I kick a little thing like this
  • I say, I say, I say, I say
  • Shorty check me out
  • I say, I say
  • Now follow as I slip into that butter melody
  • This is the part shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry
  • So try to focus on my dope
  • I suggest that you invest in a telescope
  • As I come with hella rythem
  • Move closer to your television
  • Get your look just like that hooker catch jay ism
  • Even with my vocals for your ears, you still couldnt see me though
  • As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano
  • Im slanging them nouns and verbs
  • You couldnt see me with binoculars
  • I guess Im just a little different cause I do love them hoes
  • Just maybe not the same way I love my niggeros
  • Cause I love it when they say something fly
  • The ill caps make me laugh till I cry
  • Some frys and some freaks and its on
  • All night long
  • I love to see my homies living strong
  • But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook
  • Rains salts on another brothers sunny day
  • Im wondering if were really happy here with this lonely g game we play
  • I said Im wondering if were really happy here with this lonely g game we play
  • Cause its hella fun here, Im not going to front on that
  • Yeah, niggers have booming fun
  • Flossing and *****ing with these hoes and capping niggers
  • But wheres we heading as a people
  • Where is we heading
  • This is the funk session yall
  • Check me out
  • This is shock g from d-flow production squad
  • Cooling right now with the dangerous crew
  • Yeah I got my man breed in the house
  • Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man shorty b get on the 6 string
  • And blow your mind, yeah
  • I got pee-wee in the house
  • And you know what pee-wee said
  • He said, he said shock, you know that...(fade out)

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