Too Short - Hard On The Boulevard Lyrics
Sunshine, convertable topsYou call em rags, we call em dropsYou ride black walls, we ride voguesYou got a girlfriend, we pimp hoesYou say Im fake, I say youre smokingIm just a mack named $hort from oaklandJust like a tag team wrestling tipWith a nasty *****, then the homie switch*****, aint getting nothing but a lesson taughtIf your pimping aint strong, its not my faultHoes start choosing, wouldnt give em a breakI pull out my old white too $hort tapeIm playing dope fiend beat and the shit still hitsTrying to stick my dick all in them lipsShe said no, I never did it beforeWell you aint the ***** Im looking forCause shes rich and thick and chocolateWouldnt hesitate to lick my dickAll my parters say $hort whats up?See me with a ***** with a big-ass buttI dont answer, I start laughingNothing going on but the oaktown mackingLaying it right, all damn nightHoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipeEl dorado, mazerattiNothing but freaks with fine bodiesI love to roll my mercedes benzIm nothing but a player like all my friendsSo when you call me fake, be for realThe call me short dog cause Im hard as hellHope your girlfriends name aint linelleI screwed her last night in a cheap motelLike I told my crew, when the toss ups chillHumping like a chevy rolling down foothillGet off the pipe fool, stop crackingBe like short dog and start mackingT double o s-h-o-r-tI go solo, cant nobody ***** with meIll just kick back counting my bankNo cokes smoking, just potent dankFunky fresh on the microphoneWhen you spin that wax, its not the same ol songRound and round it goes, where it stops no one knowsYou see me at the clubs catching all the hoesI dont drink vodka, I do drink ginI like to get a blowjob from your girlfriendCause Im macking, baby, you know thats rightIm from the oaktown, straight eastsideI got all my game from east oakland streetsNow mother***** you damn shit-haired freaksI go on and on as I sing my songIf youre tender and young, I ***** you all night longIm not a no-good punk, I didnt make you flunkI didnt tell the whole world your ***** stunkI cut you slack in my rap, I couldve macked your motherBut life is too $hort so I kept it undercoverIm so damn hard, on the boulevardHoes aint tripping on me, they wanna ***** my carFreak nasty dont trip, to me it aint shitYou can suck my dick with some fat hoe lipsRiding in a caddy with the top let downCalifornia sunshine, cruising the townOn the boulevard, maybe drop my topIf youre feeling hot, dont even stopCause it feels so good, Im oh so sprungThey way you work that tongue, it just makes me cumI told all my homies, all aboutThe way I bust big nuts, in your mouthOn the boulevard, were riding oh so realNot skyline, Im talking about foothillAnd when it ended, you know what happenedIm so hard I just cant stop mackingI know I gotta stop sooner, but Ill stop laterThey call me short dog, Im nothing but a playerI know what shes thinking, Im falling in loveBut theres another freak Im thinking ofShes got long long hair, shes not like you thoughShell do whatever I say, shell even be my hoeCause I dont wanna get married, Id rather freak maryMake good love and I do mean veryWherever I go, its the same old caseSame damn thing all over the place(nothing but *****es) tight-ass jeans to pose inI used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoesThey wasnt choosing, nope not these hoesThey wanted big time vettes, riding brand new vougesSo like I said before, I aint trippingTold myself its time to stop bullshittingDid the gangster walk, did it like thisWalked up to a girl and I called her a *****I said my name is $hort, I dont play gamesI only play young *****es, now whats your name?She said I wouldnt tell you in all my lifeYoure just a little thug, youre not my typeI said Im sir too $hort, couldnt be no punkEast oaktown is where Im fromYou see wherever I go, its the same old caseSame damn thing all over the place(nothing but *****es) mad cause I told the truthIm calling you one and you can call me, tooCall me too $hort, call me too thinBut you wouldnt get a dime out of this pimpSo just give it up baby and Ill run right through yaMaybe just maybe Ill come back to yaLike too clean, Im riding cadillacI hit the strip, turn around, and come right backSee Im a big mack, and every ***** in sightSays is that short dog sitting at a red light?
