Too Short - Hoes Lyrics
You see some people like to play the dating gameMeet a new freak and ask whats your name?Wine and dine and waste all that timeSpending money on a hoe cause you think shes fineHolding hands at the movies, waiting much to *****Played like a sucker, you should know whats upGetting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass hoeListen to a real dog, cause I knowYou get a pretty yellow ***** with that long-ass hairFine mother*****er trying to get with a playerCant ***** worth shit, old stiff-ass *****Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dickI need a ***** with a beeper, a full time trampShe cant suck dick like shes licking a stampBut she can lick it all around, or swallow it wholeDeep throat this big dick and act real boldYou go to sleep, shell straight rob your assCause hoes like to steal and take all your cashAnd when hoes go to jail, pimps make bailTake em to the stroll and let the ***** sellCause to a trick, theyre just quick nutsBut to a grandmother, theyre like big slutsAnd if youre short dog, they look like bank rollsIf I ever go broke Ill just break hoesCause hoes were made to be brokenIt happens every day in oaklandI need a *****, thats one thing I knowPut my money where my mouth is and just break that hoeTwo and fro, they like to run in pairsHit small towns and sell ***** everywhereI aint giving no *****es, no kind of slackCause oakland california is where they made the mackProstitution is the oldest professionKick back young partner, learn your lessonPimp till you die, as long as you knowPimps aint nothing but hoesGetting paid, for everything you sayIf a hoe wants to ***** you, she gots to payKeep the ***** broke and control the worldCause when hoes get rich, they call em call girlsNow aint nothing like a neighborhood trampy slutTake a hoe to a spot and let her lick these nutsGet a square *****, you gotta lie to kick itBut with a nasty *****, shell just lick it and lick itI had a square *****, man, she looked way too coolShe said she loved me, but is that true?She asked me could she be my ladyWanted so much to have my babySo what *****? I popped your cherryHell *****ing no, I dont wanna get marriedCause cant no ***** hound meTalking that shit about a familyI wants no champagne, I drink gin and juiceBring a bag of ice and watch a ho get looseSpread the word, were getting tossed tonightAnd please dont trip on the celluliteI got a fat *****, sucking on my dickEvery day homie its the same old shitDont look stupid, hoe, drop them goddamn drawersGet your ass in the bed and lets ***** like dogsOn the very first night, we *****edI got the *****, I got suckedI couldnt wait, she asked me whyI let the answer shoot straight in her eye, *****Hoes are like cum freaks, they suck you dryThe do what you say, and dont ask whyWho said that hoe aint old enough?If she could bleed, then she can *****Call me dirty dog but your ***** stankMother*****ers think pimps aint making bankBut the, pimp game just dont stopYou gotta be down to reach the topI tell all my homies play these hoesDont eat the ***** and play these hoesCause some of these hoes get tore up smoking*****es like that you find all through oaklandMiniskirts and no panties onWhen its time to *****, it dont take too longAnd its mandatory for hoes to simpCatch other hoes and bring em to pimpsSo take this game and keep it for lifeNever make a hoe into a housewifeJust get a good *****, a workaholic like holly***** so bold, shell take a piss in the alleyAnd make big bank, its the ***** is dopeThey keep coming back until the tricks go brokeBut if that hoe jumps off the trackAnother young ***** will bring them tricks right back