Too Short - I'm A Playa Lyrics
[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,I ain with no marriage and a weddin ring,I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,Probly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,cause she must be smokin and Im not jokinToo short baby comin straight from oakland,Got way mo *****es than I ever need,I put that on a big fat bag of weed,cause I can give you a ***** who wouldnt give you joint,*****es ain shit and now I made my point,So you can light that weed,While I spit this rap,And tell you bout a player from way back,I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,Now Im grown up and I really like to bust nuts,Gittin freaky in the right situations,You wanna rap well thats a nice occupation,To git ***** when you want n how you want it foocause I was *****in ugly hoes back in high schooI used to ***** young-ass hoes,Used to be broke and didnt have no clothes,Now I ***** top notch *****es,Tellin stories bout rags to riches,bout a pimp named shorty from the oakland set,Been mackin fo years n aint fell of yet,So if you ever see me rollin in my drop top caddy,Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!cause I never would fron on my folks,I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,*****es come a dime a dozen,So dont get mad when I ***** your cousin,Your two sisters, I even ***** your ex-*****,Short dog in the house with some player shit...[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]All the fake players peep game from the real,Player hatin lover tell me how do ya feel,When you front to the homies how you grind em,Look fo a tramp, but you cant find em,You got one girlfriend you see her every night,Comin around the partners, lyin about your life,Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,Cut to the house and said baby I love you,Cant act like a mack like playboy shoAn the rest of the macks in the streets of the o *****!Comin up we learn how to freak these hoes,And when your through gittin yours then you shake these hoes,And when your older, its nothin but a routine,Makin gs everyday workin blue jeans,I know I seen it before,I see it again,Young tender saying short would you be my man...[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]Yeeeah theres alot of fake players out thereTalkin bad about ant banks, you know what Im sayinBut hey ain trippin upShort dog, what you do about them player hatersTry n stay away from kriss kross imitators,Put ya in a cross cause they really jus haters,I thought you knew, short dog is a player,Born to mack, n got *****es everywhere,I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,Screenin these hoes like movie stars,Checkin my traps like a dirty rat,I was born to mack,Im hookin hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back *****,Until you kick that short dog habit got you on my dick,And even though I cant ***** you every day,Thats cause I got another ***** aroun the way,We can all get together on a late night,Cut to the house hook somethin up real tight,I really dont care,Cause Im a player...[Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass][Im a player and Im playin jus the bass]